User:RabbiTechno
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[edit] Sod the articles...
{{User:RabbiTechno/sig}} 17:22, 21 December 2008 (UTC)
...here's the funniest thing to have EVAH been on Uncyclopedia:
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[edit] HERE is a shortcut to GOD
[edit] Stuff Wot I Done
[edit] Original Articles
- Rough Pubs (Featured)
- Pikeys - Our Friends
- Land of the Jews (film)
- Harlow
- Unethical Holidays
- Mountain Jew
- Hasid House
- Pre-decimal British Coinage (Featured)
[edit] UnNews
- "Feck" deemed non-offensive
- New Range of Low-Tech Personal Music Players Released (Featured)
- Major aircraft company pwned by hippies
- High-heeled shoes for babies hit UK
- Solvent abuse amongst Jewish Teens increases
- Really Big Beaver On The Loose
[edit] HowTo
[edit] Edits Wot I Thought Were Alright, Sort Of
- Idiots As A Food Source in Idiots
- Cattle Mutilation in Cows
- Fake Meat and Fake Vegetables in Meat
- Barbecueing in Cooking
- Foreign Cooking in Cooking
[edit] Other Stuff Wot I Done But Don't Think Is So Good As Wot I used To
Plus an assortment of other stuff I really can't be bothered to trawl up from the depths of the wiki.
[edit] Your Horoscope, divined by Rabbi Techno
And now, here is your horoscope: Tomorrow, you, <insert name here>, will be eaten by a monster known as a Stirge in Saxe-Coburg and Gotha. Thank you for listening.
Jesus holds this Jewish user personally responsible for His death, and is going to kick his arse as soon as He catches up with him..
[edit] Gosh
I just found out that the pharmacy and the pub are different, separate places. Who'da thunk it, eh?
[edit] Strange and Peculiar Facts About RabbiTechno
- RabbiTechno was born at the age of seven, in 1765. Although Welsh, he had all the usual limbs and was not covered in fur.
- He survives on a diet of old RAM, 3.5mm jackplugs and old cat flea collars.
- He has never looked at the Moon and chooses to believe it doesn't exist.
[edit] Blatant Whoring
Sum choonz wot I did:
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[edit] The Techno Shed
...just a link to my research and development department, 'cos my memory is shit and I'll forget how to get there.
