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[edit] The Cliche Putdown Project(feel free to edit)

[edit] Comebacks

[edit] "What Happened, Did You Fall In?"

• "Yes, luckily I had Scuba Gear."

[edit] Yo Mama Jokes

• "Yo Mama so fat, last time she weighed herself, she used the Richter Scale"
• "Yo Mama so fat, she ate her Theighmaster"