User:Rataube

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It doesn't hurt that much really

Also known as Asteroid B612.

So who is this guy anyway?

Eh... let's just say I was by born in Uruguay, South America, and I live in Israel. I've been uncycloadicted for over an year and a half now, although I edit mainly our Spanish version.

1 I confess
2 My kids
3 My Favourites
4 See also

[edit] I confess

Captain

Member of the Order

Este usuario es Uruguayo
y toma mate hasta en el baňo...
(Unciclopedistas Uruguayos)

This user Israeli
...Home of some angry Jews
(List of Israeli Uncyclopedians)

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Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek English whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.

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This user is a native speaker of Español.

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This user only speaks Italian enough to seduce native Italian speakers.

pt-X

This user only speaks Português enough to seduce native Português speakers.

sl-P

This f****r speaks sign language heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

ow-2

This user has all of Oscar Wilde's books under his/her bed and really wants to read them.

This user is

, and probably controls Uncyclopedia in some remote way.

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My first edit was on December 19th 2005.
I made over 2500 edits, but made too many of them in forum and talk pages, that's why I appear high in the Slut lists
I am also a bureaucrat at Inciclopedia, uncyclopedia's Spanish-language sister, which I happened to have founded.
I've been nominated to adminship twice, but I rejected. I can't administrate two wikis at a time.
I like Wikipedia. Shame on me.

[edit] My kids

Apreciate any coment on them. Some of them still need some work. Although a bit short, I think UnHistory is the best article I've made. The rest are pretty good too I've been told, but a bit unfocused (made them on my n00by days). For my articles in Spanish see here, far better.