User:Ratter/The Ultimate Profanity

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The following text is as obscene as Ratter could possibly make it. If you are offended, don't look at it. Thankyou.

[edit] What Ratter Uttered One Fateful Day

FUCKING DAMN ANAL NIGGER CUNT RAPE FUCK DAMN BASTARD SLUT WHORE LITTLE COCKSMOKING MANFAGGOT COCKRAMMING RINGMEAT RIMMING SHITEATING CUNTFUCK AIDS-INFECTED HERPES-SPREADING BLOODSUCKING MIDGET ANAL HOLE LICKING MOTHER-RAPING CUNTMELON CHOKE ON YOUR FATHER'S COCK KNOB-JOCKEY BASTARD SON OF THE GOATSE'D-OPEN SAGGING CUNT OF A CHEAP TWO DOLLAR PROSTITUTE FROM THE STREETS OF BANGCOCK EATER OF THE HAIRY ROOT OF THE BEAST THAT DWELLS WITHIN THE EIGHTH CIRCLE OF THE ABYSS SUCKER OF THE DICK OF THE ANTICHRIST MOTHER OF THE FOULEST LEPER THAT EVER DID WALK THE STREETS OF LUD AND DIS THE SEX SLAVE OF THE CREATURES FROM THE DARKNESS BETWEEN THE WORLDS THE FUCK-BUDDY OF THE CRIMSON KING PLAY WITH YOUR FLACCID PUS-DRIPPING AIDS-INFESTED COCK COVERED IN OPEN SORES AND THE SHIT OF OTHER MEN GO AND WANK OFF IN THE FIELD WHERE THE DARK TOWER STANDS GO AND EAT THE PENIS OF THE DARK MAN FELLATE A RACCOON RAT WEASEL MOUSE FERRET GERBIL OR OTHER RODENT CHOMP THE LABIA OF A WHORE AS YOU GIVE HER A COATHANGER ABORTION YOUR MOTHER WAS A SCREWDRIVER AND YOUR FATHER WAS A WRENCH. FUCK ME IN THE NIGGER HOLE YOUR SISTER IS A WHORE, YOU BROTHER IS A RETARD, YOUR COUSIN IS YOUR WIFE, YOUR GRANDFATHER IS A BASTARD, YOUR GRANDMOTHER IS A PROSTITUTE, YOUR SON IS GAY AND YOUR DAUGHTER WAS BORN WITHOUT A BRAIN YOU SUCK THE COCKS OF CHILDREN DIE IN A HOLE YOU ARE THE ASS PIRATE YOU ARE THE UPHILL GARDENER YOU ARE THE MEN FROM BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN YOU ARE PINK PINKO FAG FAGGOT PANSY MUMMY'S SEX BUDDY YOU LIFT THOSE SHIRTS YOU GAVE THE ANTICHRIST A RIMJOB YOU ARE NOT GOOD YOU ENJOY MUMMIFICATION YOU RAPE AND EAT CHILDREN WHO HAVE BEEN BURNED IN FIRES YOU ARE THE REINCARNATION OF HITLER YOU JACK OFF OVER HOLOCAUST CHILDREN YOU HAD SEX WITH A CTHULHIAN HORROR YOU ENJOY TENTACLE RAPE PORN.