User:Rbpolsen
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[edit] Best kittens to huff:
# 5: The White Kitten Noted for it's ability to produce the longest-lasting pleasure, the white cat is a relatively rare breed of kitten due to it's value in the huffing industry, but the are still easy enough to find in California, Utah, Japan, India, China, Mars, Gruesville, and Your mom's secret bedroom box. 
# 4: The Grey Kitten One of the most popular kittens for huffing due to the notable strong euphoria it brings, and it's availability. These kittens can be found in almost any place in the world where kitten huffing is legal, and many more where it isn't. 
# 3: The Black Kitten A kitten famous for it's powerfull trips, and intense, short lasting euphoric effects. These kittens are a bit hard to find, but can still be found throughout the US, Mexico, France, Spain, Germany, Austria, and China. 
# 2: The Brown Kitten A kitten one of the most powerful kittens to huff on the planet. They are very unique in that instead of delivering pleasure in a slow, lazy, glides of pleasure like most kittens, they deliver pleasure in powerful waves of decreasing intensity. Which may or may not be preferable from person to person. These kittens are a hard to find, but can still be found in high-classed stores and gangs in the US, Mexico, Japan , Austria, India, and China. 
# 1: The Orange Kitten proven to be most powerful kittens to huff on the planet. Although the posses not distingueshing differences from more common kittens, they deliver the most mind-numbing, thusly, are the most valued kittens by the majority of the kitten-huffing world. These kittens are usually the hardest to find, but can still be found in high-classed stores and gangs in primarily developing and un-developed nations. This is primarily the because orange kittens are so powerful they are illegal in most all first world countries (including the US.) Nonetheless, they are still smuggled in and huffed in such nations. 
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16:57, 18 July 2008 (UTC)
