User:Rcmurphy

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This user likes random colored userboxes.

This user is a total UKer
Jolly good, wot?
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This user seeks adoption by an experienced editor. (Users offering adoption)

This user is an administrator and messing with him would result in a ban if he wasn't so lazy.

This user is a big pianist, and as such believes they are better than all other musicians.

This user plays guitar because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.

This user is happy to help n00bs. Leave a message here.

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This user is a member of the Uncyclopedia Departure of Fun.

This user is a member of the League of Benson, and therefore admits that Benson is better than this user.

This user is an evil clone of RcmurphySock!.

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This user has already read all of Oscar Wilde's works. Twice. And has his picture over his bed.

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This user is a native speaker of Correct English.

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This user only speaks Français because it was a required course in school.

This user is a Mistress Pussy
of the UnHoly Sisterhood.
Beware her wet tee.

Welcome to my page! You're almost certainly in the wrong place. If, however, you are in the right place, do come in, sit down and make yourself at home.

Take no notice of the MC Hammers, they only want attention.

[edit] About my randomly generated boorish colossal pea soup

Q: What is it that, after you take away the whole, some still remains?

A: veni, vidi, vici!

I have often been described as "somewhat similar to a grisly alcohol". I once liked to discalceate stuff, but since Avril Lavigne washed Spongebob, I now mostly vitiate waterfalls.