User:Readmesoon

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Well, it apears as though I am hated here on Uncyclopedia and will never be forgiven. All my hard work destroyed by several stupid ations, I feel as though I am no longer wanted on this tremendos website. This place shall always be a favorite of mine, and I will drop by occasionaly to see if anything has happened to my stuff and perhaps screw around with some of my old articles. Even despite my short life here, I feel as though I have learned, um, well... nothing, really. Anyway, this is a somewhat goodbye at the top of my sad, sad, userpage. Perhaps I might come by with some UnNewses ever once in a while, but expect too much from me anymore. Feel free to vandalize my talk page with pointless messages. And by the way, this good bue is only for about a month long. I just want to get refreshed and have some time off.

Read Me Soon
Real Name: Sam Johnson... or Joel Bradley, perhaps... Caleb Holliday?
Age: 14... or 16... or 19... or 85
Gender: Male
Member since: April 2008
Occupation: Still a student.
Favourite Article(s): Really Big Tree & Pond Whales
Favorite Uncyclopedia In-joke: Grue
Weapon of Choice: Cloned Armored Raptors

Dude Commander of the Unorder

Cow Moo Cult
This user posses the newbie rank of Mud Grunt, is a Cult Peasant and have Cow Moo power over all non-cult members.

This is a copy of the Clorox Quest! HA!

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Game:The City | my family has problems | Holy Shit an Oasis | Star Wars Grues | Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi | UnPoetia: The Road More Traveled | Why?: Cut Your Wrists | Endor | UnKnown Jedi Council Member | Why?: Do Your Chores? | 1,2,3 Strikes You're Out! | Welcome to Biscathorpe! | Huff Me | Face Symbol

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