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“I'll rubber your duck”
~ 5noname5 on rubbering my duck
“Why are you going into hiding? We didn't mean to fuck you that badly!”
~ Methy on RT announcing he was going into hiding...and that he was becoming a Jew
| This user is part of the Family... You've been warned....
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| This user suffered the traumatic experience of being adopted by none other than the mighty Yettie. Kudos!
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| This user subscribes to the UnSignpost: Telling You Stuff You Already Knew, But With Different Words!
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| This user wants you to die. (Unless you... umm.. don't deserve it. Or something.)
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| MEH
| This user redefines lazy.
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| This user has OCD or something.
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| This user has shuvel and is not afraid to use it.
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| This user is an American!! (and hates it)
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| Table in a nutshell:
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| *Capo Bastone Delegato (w/Methy)
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| *Make new mafia pages
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| *Accept/enroll
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| *Maintenance
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| *"Rewording"
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| *Bank account control
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| *Suggest promotion
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| *Suggest demotion (~!)
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| *"Look after Don"
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| *Enforce
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| *Manage Hex's office/time
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| *Emergency CB replacement
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| *Help the noobs
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[edit] RT's Stuffs
[edit] Awards and what not
!!!
[edit] For being alive
Certificate of Respiration
is hereby granted to:
Regret Tennisball
for his/her ability to breathe.
--Uncyclopedia HowTo
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[edit] For the "Can-In-The-Pan" thing
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Under User has blessed you with cake for being friendly and/or useful.
Eat it quickly before he changes his mind.
Warning: cake prepared in an environment which also processes nuts,
and contains lactose, gluten, ground glass and arsenic, which gives it a lovely tang. |
[edit] For finding Darth Lithuania's userpage (lucky little bastard)
[edit] For Readmesoon's Quest thingy
[edit] For Helping Velosi-T With His/Her Sig
[edit] For Giving Meth a Cookie to Begin With
| Regret Tenenbaum has won the cowbell award for "......*gasp* you gave me a cookie!", and was awarded by Meth
Although it has nothing to do with what you said, at least you're thanked anyway.
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[edit] Random Cowbell Thing
Cowbell Operator of the Month August 2008
[edit] I WON TEH PENIS!
- [15:35 17 September] Sir FSt Don 
Yettie
[edit] For the See Below
[edit] For that cookie I gave to PieSoup for having adorable pets
| PieSoup Likes you, and he hopes you like him back...
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[edit] Omg you secret finder >:(
| You found PieSoup's not very hidden secret page, u get dis cool template/award thingy.
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- Colin "All your base" Heaney's birthday is in 9 months and 6 days.... you have that long to make a cake-shaped template.
- Orian57's birthday is in 8 months and 29 days.... you have that long to make me a cake shaped template and invite his friends around for jelly and ice cream!
- Methy's birthday was 7 months and 19 days. ago. That was on May 20. You have until that long to buy and give me some more meth and *cough* *cough* lubricant *cough*
