User:Regret Tenenbaum

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I'll rubber your duck

~ 5noname5 on rubbering my duck

Why are you going into hiding? We didn't mean to fuck you that badly!

~ Methy on RT announcing he was going into hiding...and that he was becoming a Jew
This user is part of the Family... You've been warned....
This user suffered the traumatic experience of being adopted by none other than the mighty Yettie. Kudos!
This user is a member of the Welcoming Committee, because no other Committee would take them.

This user subscribes to the UnSignpost: Telling You Stuff You Already Knew, But With Different Words!
WUT This user edits The Secret Of The Secret. Yay for them. =3
This user is a sad, sad person... on the inside.
This user wants you to die. (Unless you... umm.. don't deserve it. Or something.)
MEH This user redefines lazy.
This user has OCD or something.
This user has shuvel and is not afraid to use it.
GIMME SOME FUCKING COFFEE!!!
GIMME SOME FUCKING COFFEE!!!
This user is a Freemason!
This user is an American!! (and hates it)

Table in a nutshell:
*Capo Bastone Delegato (w/Methy)
*Make new mafia pages
*Accept/enroll
*Maintenance
*"Rewording"
*Bank account control
*Suggest promotion
*Suggest demotion (~!)
*"Look after Don"
*Enforce
*Manage Hex's office/time
*Emergency CB replacement
*Help the noobs

The House Of The Mafia - Enrol In The Uncyclopedia Mafia - Member List - Mafia Ranks - More About The Uncyclopedia Mafia - Mafia Fundraising - Help For New Uncyclopedia Users

Members Only:
Family Business - IMPORTANT for all self-respecting Family members
Family Treasury - Where gangsters can come to horde their money; closely associated with Mafia Fundraising services
Members Only Bar - With poker, gossip, traditional hookers, free drinks and rather unprivate rooms
Russian Members Only Bar - Dedicated bar for the Russian wing of the Uncyclopedia Mafia
Italian Members Only Bar - Dedicated bar for the Italian wing of the Uncyclopedia Mafia
Golf Course - Large, beautiful golf course, a brilliant place to buy golf trophies
Shooting Range - A place to test out all Mafia weapons with live targets
The Rackets Room - A room filled with files on all the Mafia's rackets

[edit] RT's Stuffs

[edit] Awards and what not


  • Colin "All your base" Heaney's birthday is in 9 months and 6 days.... you have that long to make a cake-shaped template.
  • Orian57's birthday is in 8 months and 29 days.... you have that long to make me a cake shaped template and invite his friends around for jelly and ice cream!
  • Methy's birthday was 7 months and 19 days. ago. That was on May 20. You have until that long to buy and give me some more meth and *cough* *cough* lubricant *cough*
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