User:Regret Tenenbaum

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Todd Lyons has the most organized userpage my miserable being hath ever laid eyes on... I'm jealous.

~ RT on stuff


This user is part of the Family... You've been warned....
This user suffered the traumatic experience of being adopted by none other than the mighty Yettie. Kudos!
This user is a member of the Welcoming Committee, because no other Committee would take them.

This user subscribes to the UnSignpost: May contain traces of humor!
WUT This user edits The Secret Of The Secret. Yay for them. =3
This user is a sad, sad person... on the inside.
This user wants you to die. (Unless you... umm.. don't deserve it. Or something.)
MEH This user redefines lazy.
This user has OCD or something.
This user has shuvel and is not afraid to use it.
GIMME SOME FUCKING COFFEE!!!
GIMME SOME FUCKING COFFEE!!!
This user is a Freemason!
This user is an American!! (and hates it)

Table in a nutshell:
*Capo Bastone Delegato (w/Methy)
*Make new mafia pages
*Accept/enroll
*Maintenance
*"Rewording"
*Bank account control
*Suggest promotion
*Suggest demotion (~!)
*"Look after Don"
*Enforce
*Manage Hex's office/time
*Emergency CB replacement
*Help the noobs

The House Of The Mafia - Enrol In The Uncyclopedia Mafia - Member List - Mafia Ranks - More About The Uncyclopedia Mafia - Mafia Fundraising - Help For New Uncyclopedia Users

Members Only:
Family Business - IMPORTANT for all self-respecting Family members
Family Treasury - Where gangsters can come to horde their money; closely associated with Mafia Fundraising services
Members Only Bar - With poker, gossip, traditional hookers, free drinks and rather unprivate rooms
Russian Members Only Bar - Dedicated bar for the Russian wing of the Uncyclopedia Mafia
Italian Members Only Bar - Dedicated bar for the Italian wing of the Uncyclopedia Mafia
Golf Course - Large, beautiful golf course, a brilliant place to buy golf trophies
Shooting Range - A place to test out all Mafia weapons with live targets
The Rackets Room - A room filled with files on all the Mafia's rackets

[edit] Important Mafia-Like Stuff

- Hex RT Meth
Full Mafioso Control
Capo Bastone?
Capo Bastone Delegato?
Overrule The Don?
Question The Don?
Integrate New Mafia Pages
Punish Mafioso
Reward Mafioso
Promote
Demote
Accept And Enrol New Mafia SPECIFICALLY RT
Accept New Mafia Ideas
Official Mafia Maintenance
Mafia Rewording
Donation Control
Mafia Bank Account Control SPECIFICALLY METH
Vandal Hitman
Suggest For Promotion
Suggest For Demotion BE CAREFUL BE CAREFUL
Mysteriously Rob A Charity Or Bank For $$$
Help Look After The Don
Enforce The Don And The CB's Word
Further The Mafia's Causes
Generally Do Good Mafioso Deeds
Manage the CB's Time
Manage the CB's Office SPECIFICALLY RT
Emergency CB Replacement?
Can Overrule the Heads Of The Mafia Branches?
Can Set Mafia Policy
Can Create Mafia Codes of Conduct
Immediate Deputy To The Don?
Responsible For All New Mafia Recruitments?
Responsible For Helping New Mafioso (directing to the bar etc.)
Permission To Act Exactly As They See Fit? What? No! What? No!
- [21:34 6 September] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie





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