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Since this is an uncyclopedia, I'll just post fake info about myself. I play the bass guitar in a grunge band, I am a florist by day and I live in Wales. I absolutely hate Windows, and once took a sledgehammer to one. I own a pet snail called X-Poppy, I do laundry for my loser brother (Seamus! If you are reading this, get a freaking job!) I also predict the future...
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| This user likes random colored userboxes.
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| This user got Pokémon Diamond because they are a corporate whore.
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| Satan loves this user, and will be seeing him/her in hell shortly.
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| MEH
| This user redefines lazy.
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| This user hates you and everyone you care about.
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| This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*
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| This user hates Windows Vista and recommends the total destruction of all existing copies
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| This user is a sinner, and bows before Satan.
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| This user supports the European Reich.
Heil Hitler!
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| This user plays the Xbox 360 as their pretentiousness knows no bounds.
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| This user plays RunEscape. Laugh at Pray for them.
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| This user prefers the Nintendo DS over the PSP as they have far superior multitasking abilities.
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| This user considers him/herself an intermediate gamer and so probably has some sort of social life.
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| This user plays games on the Nintendo GameCube as they broke their window with the Wii remote and can't afford another.
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| This user likes to smoke weed.
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| THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS.
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| This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.
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| This user plays drums, and usually hangs around with musicians.
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| Eeek ahk sque'ek uhk kkkk'k squeek!
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This user tried, really, really hard, to memorise the elements' names and symbols but can only remember that H is for hydrogen |
| This user rejects the theory of global warming or at least thinks it's someone else's problem.
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This user has found Jesus, and is therefore no longer a threat to society.
