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I made this pic in paint, my first ever edited pic!
Hey People! My full name is Robertodole Shinitai L'Quanica!
- I exist
- If you wanted to divide my first name into 2 names, it would be Roberto Dole, NOT Robert O'Dole
- Your mom is my hoe
- You didn't sleep with my mom, because my mom is a Ninja Pirate
- I am a Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot Llama
- I win. End of story
[edit] Pages I Like
(There are probably more I can't think of)
[edit] Userboxes
See my talk page for more info on the golden shower and cookie!
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Now go play in traffic.
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has never passed GO,
and never collected $200.00.
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| This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.
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| AAAA!
| AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA!!!
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| Meow!
| Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW!
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| This user does not like userboxes, and grimaces at the thought of having this abomination on his\her userpage!
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| This user is a toilet! In Soviet Russia, toilet urinates on YOU!!
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.sdrawkcab si resu sihT
!degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN
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| USB!!!!!11
| NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!
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| This user uses Uncyclopedia as his or her primary point of reference.
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| This userbox is a filler, and therefore looks ugly.
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| This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.
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| This user likes to use redundant userboxes.
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| This User knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled.
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| Jesus loves this user, and has blessed this page.
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This user be getting drunk on the beer volcano.
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| This user is a n00b.
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| This user is happy to help n00bs. Leave a message here.
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| This user redefines lazy.
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This user does not have a user page at
Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things
way too seriously over there. Also, general lack of your-mom jokes rampant
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| The above wasn't my fault!
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| Help end hunger! Eat the poor!
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has never passed GO,
and never collected $200.00.
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| This user can see what you don't.
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| This user promotes the radical idea of having sense.
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| This user is WTFWTFWTFWTF
...and EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPENIS shit and penis! go shit and penis! Ee
(haha)
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| Do not underestimate the power of It. Underestimation of the power of It will kill you from the sheer power of It.
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This user was brought to you by the letter E and the number 1.
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| This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis.
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| See? Look at him. He really likes the llamas.
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| No, seriously. That's him there, on the llama.
<-- See?
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| Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me.
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| What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama.
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| This user likes to use redundant userboxes.
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| やらないか | この利用者は水鉄砲で後ろの穴の強姦をするのが大好きです。……君はその……したいの?何で未だ逃げないの?馬鹿! |
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| This use ris able to contribute with a babsic levle of Typo.
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This user enjoys staring at spinning objects.
They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!.
