| This user plays guitar because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.
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| This user's future is so bright they've gotta wear shades.
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| This user is an
Anti-Communist,
... and is unabashedly American!
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| This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight
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| Jesus loves this user, and has blessed this page.
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| THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS.
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| This user is anonymous. That is, numbskull, he or she doesn't want you to know who he or she is.
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| This user should not be trusted.
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