User:Roman Dog Bird
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"I wasn't banned like you asshole was. I get to do anything I want since I'm not blocked. You fuckwit have no thing to do. Your such a horrible vandal, you can't even get away with it!!! Go put boogers up your ass and tattle on me, you ain't gonna get me in trobule because your already in fucking trobule. HA HA HA IDIOT! I bet this is how you thought idiot was spelled F-A-R-T YOUR A LOSSER! I'm not! Your a Idiot (you think it's spelled F-A-R-T). I'll tell your daddy, he'll spank you. I'll tell all of your buddies, coworkers and teachers. And I know where you live so I can spam you with letters, NW 120th St in Potwin, Kansas. You'll never guess where I live."
~ Manforman on 67.72.98.45
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Roman Dog Bird was born out of wedlock. At the mere age of 0.6 weeks, he formed the band "Failure" with some other kids, but they broke up within minutes, since they had no talent.
Years later, I discovered Uncyclopedia through a link to a page which no longer exists, due to mass suckitude on it's part. I took a liking to this silly little website and began uploading stupid images for stupid pages. After getting used to some basic ideals, I found that Captain Obvious, the russian reversal, Chuck Norris, and some other things, really were not all that funny to me, and were bugging others as well, it seems. So I said, "Fuck this shit!" and vowed (not really) to waste my time on this stupid website, removing any useage of these and more, unless they just somehow happened to be funny. Which is rare.
Overall, don't expect me to write any pages of my own (Subject to change? Who knows, see below). I'm not that good at writing in general. After being around for a few months, however, I was told by some cool d00ds that my edit summaries were entertaining. I, on the other hand, don't find myself to even be that funny! But, hey, as long as I'm doing some good, right?
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In the Works
Finally, after nearly two years at Uncyclopedia, I am attempting to make my first article. Awhile back, I tried writing an article about a band that nobody cares about, but realized that my idea sucked. I will attempt to begin work on none other than the World's Funny Man himself, Mr. NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLL HAMBURRRRRRRRRRGEEEERRRRRRRRRR! Yeah, this probably isn't going to happen. Oh well.
Awards and such
Uncyclopedian of the Month August 2008
| User:Thekillerfroggy has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
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| Codeine has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
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| ENZO AQUARIUS HAS AWARDED YOU A COOKIE FOR REMOVING STUFF THAT IS NOT FUNNY! Now go play in traffic, AND WHO THE FUCK IS JENNY GAFRON? |
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| sleepygamer has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. |
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| Operation: Horizon - Engaged You have helped in Operation: Horizon - Admiral Enzo Aquarius sends his thanks. Long live the Horizon! |
| Whirling Ninjastar of Vigilance! I award you this ninjastar for cleaning up uncyclopedia, one shitty, IP-driven edit at a time! Well, this is mostly for constantly beating me to reverting bad stuff on Star Wars, but I stand by my reasoning! –TheLedBalloon
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| Whirling Ninjastar Of Vigilance Hey RDB, thanks muchly for reverting and banning that fail going after my articles while I was off doing school stuff/playing hockey. Cheers! –TheLedBalloon
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Things that have been said about.....me
"Douche. I also heard he may be a girl, which is just unheard of on the internets!"
"Who left RDB on?"
~ RAHB on RomanGoodBurger
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