User:Runningcupcake03

Well I am new to Uncyclopedia! But i look forward to expanding! Please bear with me!

This user's future is so bright they've gotta wear shades.

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This user is POOR,

has never passed GO,

and never collected $200.00.

This user gots a shuvel. Yes they does.

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This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

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This user is cooler than you.

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This user redefines lazy.

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This user killed 13 of his classmates in school speaking Bullet.