User:SGT.Polka
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[edit] POLKA A.K.A. Polka A.K.A Your Mother
WHITEPOWER!
This page is sponsored by Club CCCP and the KKK.
“Pedo bear is hawt”
~ Burger King on his lover
“I am going to dutchland to smoke some weed, but not now”
~ Tiberiansun on weed
“Basshunter!! Armada online!!”
~ Whitey on Basshunter
“This guy likes vodka”
~ Captain Obvious on Polka
“I love you Polka”
~ AAK on Polka
“I am a jew, so dont be that racist :(”
~ Cherni on balls
“Oh yeah Jimbo more...harder”
~ Jameslclflclflfc on ...
Facts about Polka: In Soviet Russia it is awesome to say things like "In Soviet Russia Communism rules YOU!!"
Polkas theme tune is a little thing called Sweet home Alabama, but let us not forget about the Soviet anthem.
Polka is the co-founder of Club CCCP along with a dead guy.
Has some fancy whores
Has his own street called "Tsar street" NO WAI JOSE.
Enjoys making plans for WWIII...September..11...20** ?
Likes to block gay parades
Used to play SAMP and be a real "GANGSTA YO"
Will mutate himself, after it is tested on Niggers from Nigeria that is.
Loves to randomly commence...OPERATION WHITEFUCKINGPOWER!! SHIT YEAH
Will be in your closet when you least expect it.
Kicks niggers in the face.
Is in the KGB.
Is a member of Soviet Norwegian Russia.
Lives in the epic Ural mountains
Was created in 1917 using some radiation, a hammer and a sickle.
Has a thing for AAK....rawr
Fondle ?
Got his leg eaten up by a rice picker in Vietnam before stabbing her eye.
Lives the Boss' life.
(Jameslclfclflcfllcf added this back in...eh...2007 ?)
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| Motto: "Whitepower" | |||||
| Anthem: "Throw the jew down the well." | |||||
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| Capital | Death camp B2 | ||||
| Largest city | Death Camp F4 | ||||
| Official languages | German, Tzakh, Norwegian, Racist, Cossackh and Russian | ||||
| Government | N/A | ||||
| -Tsar | Ivan. | ||||
| National Hero(es) | Not allowed | ||||
| Declaration of Independence | Never | ||||
| Currency | Piss, milk and goats. | ||||
| Religion | Not allowed. | ||||
| Population | All jews and niggers | ||||
| Major exports | Dead bodies Terrorists | ||||
| Major imports | Zyklon B, Jews. | ||||
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Polka is awesome.
Is President/ruler of Russia/ Soviet Russia/ The CCCP part/ The USSR/ The USSR island, Soviet Norway and more.
Polka really wants to strike someone with the banhammer.
Polka is a big racist.
