User:Safteysalamander

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yes i know this picture says approve instead of improve. A friend said he would make a template for me. this "template" is a jpg. because my friend has no...wiki skills?

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Use protection. I "write" articles about safety. Not really, I'm just stoned half the time. For freaking sake I'm a giant talking salamander with a first name that Asians cant pronounce.