User:Samurai Musaki

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do-G

This user does not speak Dolphin and furthermore believes Dolphin to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Dolphin.

This user shot J.F.Kennedy. DON'T TELL THIS USER'S MUMMY!

This user fights against the squirrels and sporks conspiring to enslave the human species.

JoW

This user is a suspected sockpuppet of Jimbo on Wales, but hasn't been blocked indefinitely because we are not so-called-experts.

This user is a Pudgist.
....And worships weaselpudge, the most holy substance in the Universe. He/She shall be spared from the Apocalypse.

This user is a member of the Anti Kitten Huffing Movement.

This ~~user~~ monkey understands biological evolution and wishes to evangelise this fact.

This user is a Bureaucrat and they have the power of creation at their fingertips. They may ban or delete occasionally too.

This user is being held hostage in a Chinese fortune cookie factory! Never discuss love with a tennis player, it means nothing to them. Help!

This user is a fish, or at least thinks so.

This user is a lemming, or at least thinks so.

This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots.

This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis.

See? Look at him. He really likes the llamas.

No, seriously. That's him there, on the llama.

<-- See?

Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me.

What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama.

Whoa! You made it! Good job!!

Now go away.

This user is a paladin. Hide your demons and undead.

This user is POOR,

has never passed GO,

and never collected $200.00.

This user is from Camelot,
and eats ham and jam and spamalot!

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Crapload

This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to some other page.

This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.

This user gots a shuvel. Yes they does.

This user supports the giving away of free iPods.

This user is a ugly defective person that likes to ruminate while sacrificed abnormal oozes orate his lockpick.

This user is the random oblivious hostel that ablated his eyebrow inside of your copyist so you must edify him/her with your nude lawnmower.

This user's powert level is Over 9000.

NOV

This user is a userbox novice.

This user is cooler than you.

1337

This user is elite.

ego	This user is a deluded egomaniac.

This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*

This user is happy to help n00bs. Leave a message here.

This user hates you and everyone you care about.

MEH

This user redefines lazy.

This user reserves the right to completely screw up his or her ~~edits~~ life by spending too much time on Uncyclopedia.

This user wishes all skinheads smelled like Mr. Clean.

NO	This user doesn't care.

This user is addicted to video games.

This User has the Need for Speed.

This user has a Really Lame Password. Seriously, you could probably guess it.

This user is secretly training to be a Leprechaun, and believes themselves to be Irish.

This user is a Kiwi
...and unabashedly ashamed of it!

This user is not American
...and unabashedly proud of it.

But he's not saying where he is from in case

y'all come and bomb the hell out of it.
(List of NonAmerican Uncyclopedians)

This user believes in the Noodly Appendage of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism.

This user is one of His Noodleyness' very own Chosen People.

LV-5

This user considers him/herself a professional gamer and so has the worlds highest scores but no Job, money, friends or place to live.

This user prefers to play games on a PC as anything else is too complex.

PS2	This user enjoys playing games on a PlayStation 2 as it's just as good as a PS3.

This user is a vampire, and is best served chilled.

This user is cursed, and will lead an unsatisfasctory life unless he forwards this userbox to 10 friends.

This user loves pi

This user enjoys staring at spinning objects, and may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!.

This user is addicted to taramasalata, tarantulas and anything else with lots of 't's and 'a's.

This user is a Mad Scientist.

This user is not and has never been Napoleon.

Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

This user will give you a seizure.

This user enjoys staring at spinning objects. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!.
You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.

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4 8 15 16 23 42 This user watches Lost; and likes it too! s/he has all the box sets and everything!

THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS.

This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.

This user says "Hi-didly-o neighbourino" to you.

This userbox is for people who know, if you wonder what they know, then you probably don't know.

WARNING: Keep away from this user as they love the Fibonacci Sequence and anything to do with it.

Meow!

Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW!

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!!

HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, now available at WalMart.