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Hey guess what, I'm back!
Freedom, Freedom, Freedom, OY!
THAAAAAAAAAAAAAT'S RIGHT! and this time it'll be better than ever.
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This person has successfully registered on Uncyclopedia. They
should be proud of themselves for making such a smart move.
So, Here you have it. I could tell you about myself, but that would be a bit superfluous, due to the ever-increasing Tower o' Userboxes on my page. Hey, if I'm not here, feel free to drop me a line, here.
“I love This Guy”
~ Oscar Wilde
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- Name = Sean
- Age = Eleventy
- Height = 6' 3"
- Density= ?
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| RENT
| This space for rent.
Call 1-800-666-6666.
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Cow Moo Cult
This user posses the newbie rank of Mud Grunt, is a Cult Peasant and have Cow Moo power over all non-cult members.
| This user is part of the Family... You've been warned....
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| This user is an evil clone of Altair.
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| THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS.
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| This user is secretly training to be a Leprechaun, and believes themselves to be Irish.
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This user is so pirate, they stole religious doctrine.
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| This user is POOR,
has never passed GO,
and never collected $200.00.
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| This user is not and has never been Napoleon.
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| This user is an
Anti-Communist,
... and is unabashedly American!
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| This user is Catholic and believes articles become featured through good works, not faith.
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| This user plays guitar because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.
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| This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight
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| This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*
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| This user doesn't trust Wikipedia as far as he can throw it... but nonetheless uses it on a daily basis.
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This user's sex appeal is such that people around the world compulsively shout his/her name during intercourse.
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How long ago I killed you while you were reading my userboxes
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Now that you're dead, I'm going for a scuttle
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