User:Seco

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I will work for food.

This user is a Communist & is working on their Lenin mustache! ☭

This user is a pyromaniac.

...and I am not romanian.
One day I was walking down the street when I notices a round Dunmer (because everyone loves and worships her.) and it told me: " Early Bird Gets The Worm.. Second Mouse Always Gets The Cheese. ". That got me thinking and I remembered the time I was in Sports Bar with my friend Carlos Mencia and the Eintracht Braunschweig were playing against the FC Bayern München. I had my lucky number 2.718 T-shirt on. Thoose were such great times. I remembered I ordered a drink and in the glass I found something that looked like a Goron .

This user is €uro ...and denies their "real" citizenship (List of European Uncyclopedians )

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