User:Shandon/Articles
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[edit] Contributions
(with thanks to those who helped)
[edit] JUVENILIA
- Jon Eakes
- How To: Just Ask Jon Eakes! Kitchen Renovation with a Golem
- Rene Levesque
- Night Court
- Helicopter Snowman
- Walking
- ? -- another Most Wanted
- Jewry
- F11 -- Following the Wanted poster...
- 2000 BC -- the most linked-to previously non-existent page--it had to be done.
- The Jimmerman Telegram
- Big Green Hill
- Mary Celeste
- Osaka bin Laden -- somebody wanted it.
- English, but Louder -- Most Wanted...where's my reward money? (Rewritten)
- Fiddler on the Roof (Film)
- John 3:16
- 3.1415926535 -- NRV rewrite
- Unknown space phenomena -- VFD rewrite, brought it back from the nearly-dead and got banned while saving its hide, huzzah!
- Illiterate -- another article saved from the hellfire of VFD
- Revenge -- most wanted
- Special Needs
- Video Piracy
- UnScripts:Deepak Chopra and James Cameron Teach Home Appliance Repair^ - with great 'chop by Mhaille
[edit] FEATURE-FRIENDLY
- Vincent Van Gogh's Things To Do on a Rainy Afternoon -- Quasi-Featured Article (thanks!)...ooooh FEATURED!
- Escher -- complete rewrite, FEATURED!
- Greek -- Most Wanted
- American Postman
- Google Middle Earth -- FEATURED, thanks to Mhaille's nom
- HMS Potatore -- collaboration with Modusoperandi
- Ironing -- NRV rewrite, FEATURED, yay!
- The UnUsual Suspects -- FEATURED, with great pics from Mhaille and Modusoperandi!
- Tojo Books ^ -- Quasifeature. Hmm.
[edit] UNBOOKS
- UnBooks:My Summer with Martin, Jane Austen
- UnBooks:The Three Weird Sisters are Alive and Well in Washington, DC -- nominated feature UnBook
- UnBooks:Panic on the Streets of Birmingham: Zombie Chaos and Civil Rights in the Sixties -- Featured!
- UnBooks:Special Insert Feature:Phil Eats His Way Across North America
- UnBooks:The World According to Garm -- Featured UnBook for August 2006 all right! And Featured on the Main Page!
- UnBooks:Letters from a God-Fearing Man ^
[edit] UNNEWS
...and Wow, I can't believe I rewrote an UnNews article that actually made it to the Front Page (third or fourth attempt or something)....
- UnNews:Martians sue Blair for criminal damage -- Thanks to the other contributors & MoneySign for the image (which he forced me to resize under considerable duress--Uncle!)
- UnNews:Santa Updates With Fresh, Cleanshaven Look ^.
^ = most recent
[edit] PLS Entries
Late 2006
- What Color Is Your Obituary? -- under Best Rewrite -- TAKE THE TEST!!
- American Dream -- Winner under best N00B article! ...and, uh, also, Featured, after a few unsavory nomms.
- The Life and Times of Kraft Dinner -- under <gasp> Best Article -- honorable mention / dishonorable discharge / FEATURED!! Thanks to Brad for the nomm
Early 2007
- Nuremberg Rally -- only time to write one. Meh, honorable mention...but, thanks to Mhaille, FEEAAAATURED!!!
Early 2008
- UnScripts:The JFK Shootout of 1963 Featured!
