User:Shedtroll

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This user likes goats. Baaaaahaahaahaahhhh!

This user seriously needs to calm down.

This user is owned by one or more cats.

This user says "Hi-didly-o neighbourino" to you.

Big Brother is watching this user...and YOU!

This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis.

teen This user is a teenager and so hangs around bus stops in large intimidating groups and beats up old ladies for drug money. Probably.

This user is fae Bonnie Scotland

This user gots a shuvel. Yes they does.

This user is reading your thoughts!

This user's powert level is Over 9000.

This user is a reincarnation of Oscar Wilde.

2000 This user is 2000 years old. Woop-ti-doo.

Shedtroll, AKA The king of Wierd, that wierd Scottish kid, and Shedtroll 'GERROAF MYE LAAAND' Nightwish is a uncyclopedia user. Nobody knows why he uses uncyclopedia, but at least it's better than trolling Wikipedia isn't it?

[edit] History

Shedtroll's history is vauge, VERY vauge in fact. But one thing that is known about him is that he origonates from somewhere in the south of Scotland. The first record of a 'troll that lives in your shed' was in the year 6776BC where he is depicted with long hair on the walls of an abandoned Budhist monestry in Afghanistan.

[edit] How to get shedtroll

Simple: Just shout 'SHEDTROLL GET YER ARSE OVER HERE' and he will come. Or you can just name the members of the 1976 West Indies Cricket team in reverse order and he may come.

[edit] Facts about shedtroll

• Shedtroll's full name is Sir Shedtrollius David Andrew Gerald Jullian Elliot GERROAF MYE LAAAND Stewart Boadicea Nansse Straighton Nightwish McShee.
• Shedtroll can speak the stig's launguage.
• Shedtroll knows how to fly using noodles
• Shedtroll is 'Bush hid the truth' backwards.
• Shedtroll knows who you are.
• Shedtroll is not a meme.
• Shedtroll is geneticly a cross between David Bowie, Boris Johnstone and Danael Radcliffe.

[edit] Now lets see if he can write this....WHILST BEING ELECTRICUTED!

Shedtroll first discovered uncyclopedia when SAND NIGGER he was surfing digg, on discovering that there was a wiki RICK MORANIS that he can spew his mad mind on, he quickly joined. He first wrote something BENCH PRESS on monkies (that was deleted) but continued on. He took a break, BATHING SUIT AREA but now he is back with more madness than before.

One thing shedtroll can do is type on talking FUCKTARD utter FUCKWIT over and over for hours and hours. It's kinda a talent than shedtroll SHITSLINGING developed at high school. Quite honestly Shedtroll ASSHAT hated high school, who didn't? So he retreated here to BUTTFUCKER spew his brains like a nutter should. Oh how bored am I! I'm DIPSHIT talking about someone in the 3rd person, And that TWAT person is me! WTF! I should WHORE stop now.

[edit] Things shedtroll likes

• Shovels
• Badgers
• Welsh rarebit
• Those eddible ball bearing things
• Jelly babies
• Uncyclopedia
• Mudkips
• Two Mudkips
• Three Mudkips
• Four....Look, I generally like mudkips