User:Shilpas Slaves

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Just one of Shilpa's Slaves servicing her whims, being a seat for her to sit on especially when out and about, sometimes a footstool or something to stand on to change a lightbulb. Someone for her to practise her fighting skills on, personal taster such as for food sent by Jade Goody, yes are slaves are totally devotees - many of us actually have footshaped and butt shaped impressions on us. Qaddafi eat your heart out - sounds like a musical.