User:ShizzleMacDaddy

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en-N This user is a native speaker of English.

enl-F This user got an F in English, but Louder and likes their native language better (if they have one).

enr-A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Engrish whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.

17-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of 1337.

fh-0 This user does not understand Fuckhead and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.

gbs-4 This user speaks Galactic Basic Standard at a near-native level.

lz-L Thith uther thpeakth Lesbian with a really thexy lithp.

ns-F This user got an F in Newspeak and likes their native language better (if they have one).

pika-G This user does not speak Pikachu and furthermore believes Pikachu to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Pikachu.

rh-X This user only speaks Random Humour enough to seduce native Random Humour speakers.

This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight

This user is American ...and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)

This user plays guitar because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.

This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.

This user supports free operating systems because he/she is basically a cheapskate.

This user is a Mac User. Eat up. (List of Mac-Using Uncyclopedians)

This user is an aspie and thus a member of The Master Race; bow before his/her intellectual might, puny Neurotypicals! (or alternatively punch the user in the face and take his or her lunch money)

Aspie with Humor This user has a sense of humor, in spite of his/her Asperger Syndrome.

Aspie This user has Asperger Syndrome.

This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.

♂ This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.

This user is happy to help n00bs. Leave a message here.

This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo.

[edit] About ShizzleMacDaddy

ShizzleMacDaddy showing off his moves

ShizzleMacDaddy's real name is Nick G (just the letter "G" got it Max?). He is 16 years old, an uncyclopedian n00b, and a proud owner of an Apple Sex-Box

[edit] "T3h Ub3r W3b1337 m@n"

"T3h Ub3r W3b1337 m@n" literally translates to "Hello and welcome to the uberleet hizzome of the Shizz..." or something like that. Word on teh strizzeets iz that speaking of such nonsense will result in getting laid... or killed. End of discussion.

[edit] Sex Life

Lets face it, its dead.

[edit] Life in da hood

Lets see.. ShizzleMacDaddy lives in "da hood" of a bunch of rich and spoiled white kids who need a whoopin but ain't getting one

[edit] Background

I think that gray will do just fine.. but blue is nice.

[edit] Life as a particle

Whats there to say... other than, "Whats there not to say..."

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