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| Sir Randolph Summerfield Mister Master Jimbo Hat-a-lot |
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| Homeworld |
Hat Manor
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| Species |
Gallifreyan Hat Lord
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Neutral
| | Height |
Without hat: 6'8" With hat: 10'2"
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Never seen under funky beret.
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Mauve(?)
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| Era(s) |
???-2008
| | Affiliation |
Baron Von Headwear. He was a good man, too bad he died in a freak underpant accident.
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I am the royal knight of hats. Fear me!
My templates
[edit] The dark lair of the slayer of the trousers
Also, see my sig: -Sir Hat-a-lot the great, who is feeling: Happy # My contributions|My talkpage|My templates 
22:02, 2 June 2008 (UTC)
Grue salad.
[edit] Something for you
Here are some things for you:
[edit] A picture for you
One small step for a dog...
[edit] A hat for you
You can have a sailor's cap. That will cost 3 sexual favours.
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In Latin they would be dexter.
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RAPE ME!
I want to be your sex slave, and you better start abusing me right away, you fucking pedophile!
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| This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
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| This user is a reincarnation of Baron Von Headwear.
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| This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.
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(as long as they put a dollar in the box)
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| This user is not a ninja because ninjas are gay.
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| This user owns goldfish as they like interactive screen-savers.
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This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there. Also, general lack of your-mom jokes rampant
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| This user has a rather unhealthy obsession with hats.
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| This user is an avid Doctor Who fan.
Why not buy him his/her own Dalek this Christmas?
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| This f****r speaks Sarcasm heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
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| This user speaks advanced Bullet and can fire rounds in short bursts.
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22:02, 2 June 2008 (UTC)
One small step for a dog...
