User:Skyscraper

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[edit] Skyscraper Specs

She actually looks a lot taller in person.

Completed: 1986
Height: 320 m.
Floors: 80
Floor area: 340,000 sq. m.
Location: Financial District, Boston
Structural types: highrise, pole
Architectural style: late-modernist
Materials: glass and steel
Sex: Saturday afternoons

[edit] Things That Skyscraper Looks For In A Guy

• Tall
• Upstanding
• Built of strong stuff, but is willing to sway a little
• Likes washing my windows
• Can ride my elevator to the top floor

[edit] Skyscraper's Contributions

• Feedback
• Porn Porn

[edit] Awards

"Have a Gold Ninjastar!" I award Skyscraper a Gold NinjaStar for her sterling (maybe it should be a silver star) work on Feedback, and for being a real girl on the internet. Oh, and for voting for me (mmm, bribery). –gwax