User:Kurgan

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HOLY DUMB FUCK


see n00b, loser, retard, geek, troll, and idiot for more details. I am an internet troll on other sites, but not here. I edit constructively here. You can even nominate one of my articlesfor VFH if you like.

I am a member of the legendary garage band Kurgan (where I got my username), who at one point had its own Wikipedia article, but the page was deleted for violating Wikipedia's band notability policy.

I am a retired Liberapedia wikivandal I started vandalizing Liberapedia in October of 2007 and retired in April 2008


[edit] About Me and my userboxes (Yes I have too many so shut up)

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Member of the Order
This user is a Republican and has a bizarre nineteenth century outlook.

They may even work at Focus on the Family, be a hard-working farmer, or, worse, be an unelected conservative activist judge.
For information on the best way to save our great nation from scum like this read the Daily Kos.
(Psst. He's probably also a Nazi; quick! Play the race card!)

This user's IQ is 136.

♂ This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.
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Crapload 		This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to some other page.


AAAA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA!!!
IP This user's IP is 127.0.0.1.


אױ א שײנעם ברכת דער אוזערניִק איִז אַ מכשוגאַנאַה שלמיעל אונ א ‫פֿאַרשטוקענאַ פּוץ. (Der usernik iz a meshugganah shlemiel un a farshtukenah putz.)
Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.
Image:frown.jpgBad User

This user is an asshole.
Please avoid direct contact.
This user wants User:Kurgan featured.


Temp This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.
This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.

This user is cooler than you.


17-N This user is a native speaker of 1337.
This user hates you and everyone you care about.
This user is American
...and unabashedly proud of it!
(List of American Uncyclopedians)

This user is getting addicted to templates!


en-F This user got an F in English and likes their native language better (if they have one).
Big Brother is watching this user...and YOU!
This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
This user is addicted to video games.


This user is a geek.
This user is 50px-Jewish_link.GIF, and probably controls Uncyclopedia in some remote way.


This user enjoys staring at spinning objects, and may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!.
This user has eye beams.
\m/ This user is a metalhead, prone to wearing offensive shirts and headbanging to really loud music. Metalheads also have long hair, but are not to be confused with hippies.
This user is a complete, irredeemable knickknack. He/she/it is Bat Fuck Insane, and stretches at the lentil soup.
nj This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
1+ This user has over 1 edit. Duh!


gee-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Geek.
This user believes that Paul McCartney is dead (and has been replaced by a lookalike).
ns-N This user is a native speaker of Newspeak.
This user is a member of the Anti Kitten Huffing Movement.
This user plays guitar because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.
THIS USER'S HEAD A SPLODE.
This user has been
blocked 2 times.
This user believes Barney is evil and therefore must die.

This user thinks that
Mr winkler is GAY, he suxs!


typo-4 Htis user sepaks Typo at a naer0native levle.
笨蛋 这个用户是一个笨蛋. 他可能不知道这写的什么. [1]
usb This user likes to use userboxes.

Usb! No, really!


This user likes to use redundant userboxes.
This user likes to use redundant userboxes.
This user claims all responsibility of useboxes
UB-N this user is a native speaker of userboxes
RENT This space for rent.

Call 1-800-666-6666.

For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Kurgan.
Official This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here.
This user wants userbox featured.

Temp This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.
BS This userpage is bullshit.
This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.
this user is a user box
This user is makes uncyclopedia better
Color This user likes random colored userboxes.
USB!!!!!11 NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!


This user is The Stig.


[edit] What I like to do

  • Playing and watching football
  • Editing Uncyclopedia
  • Vandalizing Encyclopedia Dramatica (The site, not the article here)
  • Watching NASCAR
  • Racing late models
  • Watching NASCAR
  • Video Games
  • Vandalizing Liberapedia
  • Play the guitar
  • Trollin'
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