User:Slickstig
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| Slickstig | |
|---|---|
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| Kingdom | Mexico, Kentuckistan |
| Phylum | {{{phylum}}} |
| Class | pwning |
| Order | no thanks |
| Family | tree |
| Genus | maybe |
| Species | demon |
| Binomial Name | pennies for everybody |
| Primary Armament | beavis and butthead |
| Secondary Armament | insanity |
| Power Supply | You Know, the nazis had peices of flair that they made the jews wear. |
| HP: | Tom Anderson |
| Mana Points: | twice |
| Strength: | keypad |
| Intelligence: | .69 |
| Weight | Anorexic |
| Length | 6ft |
| Special Attack | † christ attack |
| Conservation Status | Should be extinct |
“User.”
~ Captain Obvious on Slickstig
“Who the Fu...oh.”
~ Randy Newman on Slickstig
“Chinese Democracy, This Friday!”
~ Axl Rose on Chinese Democracy
“**BAM!!** Woops.”
~ Cheney on Slickstig
[edit] History
Slickstig was born on the island of Texas in 19-19-1985. After Being raised by Elmer's Glue, he moved to Skywalker Ranch.
[edit] Quick Facts
- Died Tomorrow
- Didnt Actually Die
- He is the eggman
- They are the eggmen
- He is the Walrus!
- Eats Noobs for Breakfast. Without Milk.
- IOnceChallengedChuckNorrisInAThumbWrestlingMatch.NoticeNoSpaces.
- Do You Play World of Warcraft?
- If you answered yes. You have no Life.
- If you answered at all. Your Insane.
- Every Fact from Chucknorrisfacts.com was provin and tested by slickstig.
- The Original Title of Walker: Texas Ranger was Slickstig: Texas Ranger
