User:Sliferjam/Archive1

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Contents 1 about the Potatochoppers guild 2 OMG! 3 Jam Pics 4 Welcome! 5 Benson 6 Poseidon 7 No nomination, but you get this... Fine, here's your damned nomination 8 banned! 9 Tayor!! 10 FFS 11 "Jam" Images 12 D: I miss you...so...merry christmas... 13 UnNews:The Mexican Taco Association releases new taco flavour 14 Regarding your Annual Contest thing... 15 WIP 16 Your sig 17 User:Sliferjam/Jesus Christ and the Rapture 18 WIP move notice of Planet Typo 19 Wa-hey! Free Food! 20 WIP move notice of How Can We Be Lovers 21 /me snipes Sliferjam 22 I feel so insulted 23 Image:Lobsterdude.jpg? 24 Another Friendly Assassination 25 Image on VFP 26 LEGO Image 27 Math Poet 28 The Jesus Laws 29 Ssh! This is a secret 30 Thanks a Bundle 31 Thanks for the vote 32 Woah there! 33 Thanks! 34 my award 35 Grazie 36 Making the Band 37 Adoption 38 Hey, can you make a pic based on this: ?? 39 Hey!

[edit] about the Potatochoppers guild

Yeah my account is six months old and I have a featured pic and like 30 images (but only if you click Here). I was wondering if I could get in maybe? -- CartoonDiablo

[edit] OMG!

SLIF!!!! I haven't talked to you in forever! how goes it? I'm fine I spose...! well then! off I go! The HRH MuCal. Tayor MUN (Praise!) (CMC!)

It totally rocks!!!! A scorpion! I frequently find...umm...feet in my shoes! The HRH MuCal. Tayor MUN (Praise!) (CMC!)

[edit] Jam Pics

How do you make those? They are awesome...I tried a couple ways in GIMP but couldn't figure it out. X_x -- SonicChao ^Babbel!_Contribs 13:08, 27 June 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Welcome!

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If you need help, ask me on my talk page, or ask at the Dump. Again, welcome! ----Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 00:52, 8 June 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Benson

Wlecome to the league of Benson.

[edit] Poseidon

Sorry for not getting back to you on IRC, had to deal with a work related issue (tskkk). Looks a nice start, though might be improved with a few short, sharp funnies. Couple of well placed one-liners would be nice. Will have a quiet think about it......{wanders off looking vague) -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

[edit] No nomination, but you get this... Fine, here's your damned nomination

Here, this will hold you until you get a nomination ;) rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 16:14, 15 June 2006 (UTC)

On your knees! Rev. Zim_ulator blesses you. Your blessings are increasing exponentially. In the name of Sophia and the Universal Church Triumphant of the Apathetic Agnostic, kneel and recieve the melding of Zim's holy axe and your wetware.

Ok, I nommed you. Can I go back to sleep now? rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 17:40, 15 June 2006 (UTC)

Thanks for your vote for the Emmanuel Goldstein thingy. You officially rock! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 23:11, 16 June 2006 (UTC)

[edit] banned!

ignore the ban, just moneysign being a trigger-happy belgian, he will give me at least a 24-hour ban just for calling him a power-mad sadist on your talk page

see you in a day - jack mort | cun | f@h | talk - 01:15, 18 June 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Tayor!!

thanks for the deem thingy!! The HRH MuCal. Tayor MUN (Praise!) (CMC!)

Tayor has decided to grace you with her presence. She likes kittens, and apparently you too. Yay!! Now hear these words of wisdom, and good bye.

[edit] FFS

I saw you nominated me on FFS. Not that I'll ever be banned, but is there any particular reason for nominating me? Is there something you'd like to talk to me about? I'm sure we can work it out, eh? And if not, there's always infinite bans for having opinions... • Spang • UotF | talk • 05:55, 5 July 2006 (UTC)

[edit] "Jam" Images

Could you possily make a "jam" version of the below image and leave the "jammed" image on my talk page?

Thanks! --Frinko 10:06, 8 July 2006 (UTC)

[edit] D: I miss you...so...merry christmas...

SonicChao was throwing away last year's Christmas cards, and realised they had purposefully forgotten about you. SonicChao era poner en bote de basura de las tarjetas de Navidad del año pasado, y realizado se habían olvidado sobre tú.

-- SonicChao ^Babbel!_Contribs 14:25, 23 December 2006 (UTC)

[edit] UnNews:The Mexican Taco Association releases new taco flavour

Oh, come on! Dude, I know you can do better than this! Spiff it up, or I'm huffing it. Cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 01:27, 9 January 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Regarding your Annual Contest thing...

Technically I can still enter, right? Can I just take 0 points for the first round? I really just want to do the Second Task, it sounds like fun. Can I? Please please please please please please pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease? -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 04:38, 22 January 2007 (UTC)

Disregard, I'm not entering. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 04:52, 22 January 2007 (UTC)

[edit] WIP

I huffed ULOSA. I would have moved it to your userspace but I didn't see the point. The content however was "Universal Law of Starbucks Accumulation, "For every Starbucks, there is an equal and opposite Starbucks across the street" ". Happy writing, or whatever :) —Braydie at 20:34, 27 January 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Your sig

• I just fixed your sig to match to current "signature image hieght ruling". May I also suggest that you add some color to it, because it currently blends in with other text. I offer my services in coloring, if you need them. --Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 07:04, 24 February 2007 (UTC)

[edit] User:Sliferjam/Jesus Christ and the Rapture

• You can't just create your own construction template, and them use it on pages in the mainspace. If you did that, how would the admins find and kill abandoned WIPs? Instead, if you don't plan to work activley on an article, place it in a subpage of your userpage, and then move it out when its done. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 20:15, 4 March 2007 (UTC)

[edit] WIP move notice of Planet Typo

Hey, your article that was called Planet Typo has been moved to User:Sliferjam/Planet Typo for further development. Feel free to move it back when you have done. Oh, and if you want to reply to this, please reply on my talk page (I do so many of these, I don't get to check them all). Thanks. —Braydie 18:15, 28 March 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Wa-hey! Free Food!

Shalom! Yum! You've received a basket of delicious fresh bagels from RabbiTechno! Lekhaim! מזל טוב

RabbiTechno 12:37, 29 March 2007 (UTC)

[edit] WIP move notice of How Can We Be Lovers

Hey, your article that was called How Can We Be Lovers has been moved to User:Sliferjam/How Can We Be Lovers for further development. Feel free to move it back when you have done. Oh, and if you want to reply to this, please reply on my talk page (I do so many of these, I don't get to check them all). Thanks. —Braydie 13:47, 2 April 2007 (UTC)

[edit] /me snipes Sliferjam

High Gen. Grue has given you death. Because you suck.

I hate you.

-Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer

[edit] I feel so insulted

You deleted my awesome IRC quote where I was accusing you of leading two lives. And to top that, you threw out my cookie! Well whatever, you're still my pet noob.

You are Kaizer's pet n00b! This person has shown unusual friendliness towards Kaizer, and therfore gets this spiffy award. Golly! --Kaizer the Bjorn

-- Kaizer the Bjorn takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 02:36, 4 May 2007 (UTC)

^{<Kaizer> it seems you are living 2 lives Mr.Jam <Kaizer> in one you are Slif R. Jam, writer for a respectable publisher <MoneySign> ... <Kaizer> you go to work, you pay your taxes <slif3r> In other, I be capped crudaser <Kaizer> and you help your landlady carry out her garbage... <MoneySign> I don't think it's getting any funnier, Kaizer. <slif3r> it is! go on <Kaizer> the other life is lived throught interwebz <MoneySign> But by all means, do try. <slif3r> I'll put it on my user page <Kaizer> where you go by the n00b alias slif3rjam <Kaizer> and are guilty of spreading jam propaganda thorughout uncyclopedia <MoneySign> One of these lives has a 24 year block. <Kaizer> i was getting there <MoneySign> Yeah, well, I ruined it for you, didn't I? <slif3r> aww <MoneySign> And I ruined it for everybody else. <Kaizer> and the other, does not <slif3r> Now I'll never know how it ends}

• Kaizer got it back

Kaizer the Bjorn has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

For the above quote, as promised -- Kaizer the Bjorn takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 00:45, 7 July 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Image:Lobsterdude.jpg?

I'm actually terrified of that. —Braydie 20:50, 8 May 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Another Friendly Assassination

Hey Slif, thanks a bunch! Those are great pics, and I've included both in the article. Thanks again for doing those so quickly--and the 'real' Lego one so convincingly!--Shandon 18:36, 21 May 2007 (UTC)

AAAAAAAA! You jumped the gun (heh heh gun) putting it on vfp so soon! Without the article it doesn't make sense, just like the article without the pics doesn't work either. They're symbiotic. The article will explain to people how the set allows children to set up alternate assassination scenarios and so the one as depicted on your cover is possible. What is really disturbing to me is how people seem to be wanting you to make an ultra-realistic image...should we have a pump that sprays red food colouring out of the JFK Lego man's head, too?!--Sir Shandon 11:33, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

WOOT! (I'm not sure what WOOT! actually means, and I hope it's not offensive, but I think it may be appropriate here). Quite the improvement! You WILL get that featured image! Or I will do something terrible.--Sir Shandon 02:50, 24 May 2007 (UTC)

It was me that jumped the gun, the shark, the moon and the broomstick too. Anyhoo, if people get off their collective arses and get the article finished and in the mainspace we can add the link asap. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Sorry, um, Mhaille (nice to see you on the talk page...long timelistener, firsttime caller?), but I'm doing my best, you know, with work and life and all, and it's supposed to be a collaboration...--Shandon 10:58, 24 May 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Image on VFP

First of all, that image is a GREAT CONCEPT. Yep. I'm an Adult Fan Of Lego. Anyway, those Resanably Clever (Website, not ajective) Mini-mizer minifigures don't match with the actual lego and figs. The factual accuarcy that ZB stated is moot, as Lego never makes things like real life. The car is fine, the fence and wall should die, the fnce should not look drawn, and the motorcycles should not be at a slant. It dosen't look right. These are only suggestions, I just want to help. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 04:35, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

Wow, you did a good job on the second version. I LIKE IT! It's pretty cool. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 03:08, 24 May 2007 (UTC)

[edit] LEGO Image

I know you HAET HAET HAT me, but I would like a Lego image, if possible. I am a total n00b when it comes to images, and can't even UPLOAD one correctly. Anyway, I wouldlike an image of 2-3 (Human) Grue Army soldiers, attacking a few vandals. Thanks. If you HAET HAET HAT me too much, then it's OK. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 04:10, 24 May 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Math Poet

thank you for bringing Shambala to me. it saved me the long trip into the Himilayan wastelands on my genetically altered llamas. my light shines just fine. how's yours?--Math Poet 20:34, 25 May 2007 (UTC)

my light shines until i've expended my spirit whereupon i collapse into a black hole and can finally get some work done - being of singular purpose, of course.--Math Poet 23:21, 25 May 2007 (UTC)

[edit] The Jesus Laws

I really like the idea behind this article. After I finish with minor changes and things like that, I'll toss it into Pee Review and let the sharks reviewers have it. I don't see a reason why this article shouldn't get a high enough score to be VFH-worthy. Good work, man. --Sir Andorin Kato CUN and Bombad General [This] [That] [The baseball bat] 23:49, 27 May 2007 (UTC)

Is that so? Well, in that case, I'll add {{PeeReview}} to the page and review it myself. --Sir Andorin Kato CUN and Bombad General [This] [That] [The baseball bat] 00:01, 28 May 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Ssh! This is a secret

So, care to join the Guild of Calamitous Intent, Mister Photochopper? We have cake. Sir Modusoperandi 06:22, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Thanks a Bundle

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 13:36, 3 June 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Thanks for the vote

Although you should have stuck to your guns with your first vote, imo -- sannse esnnas 17:33, 10 June 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Woah there!

You uploaded Image:HOLYSHIT.gif, which is a pornographic image. Don't do it again. -- [SIR] e|m|c ^[talk] 00:23, 12 June 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Thanks!

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:27, 29 June 2007 (UTC)

[edit] my award

take this award with much heed.

congratulations!!!   b0n b0ns has awarded you the purple jamsformer.!! 72,046 users have been burninated, or have asploded form its sheer awesomenessso be careful and once again congratz for being the funniest person on uncyclopedia as appointed by b0n b0ns. This announcement brought to you by The cabal(There is no cabal)

[edit] Grazie

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 13:13, 7 July 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Making the Band

Metal God(dess) Award This user has shown an ample capacity to rock the fuck out. As such, he/she has been chosen by His Awesomeness, DiZ to take part in the greatest musical undertaking ever conceived.

In other words, you are now an official member of my band. Good job. I mean, I had no idea the keyboard and synthesizer were the same thing. I had to give Ljlego the electric violin because of you. How gay is that? Way to go, sliferjam... :-) --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 16:36, 8 July 2007 (UTC)

Fuck off!-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 16:43, 8 July 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Adoption

I am a noob who wants to be adopted by you. I have read both the beginner's guide and the HTBFANJS. I have made the article Pivot Animator, albeit it's quite crappy. Nordamus 01:03, 21 July 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Hey, can you make a pic based on this: ??

<Shandon> oh yeah, the indians are self-referencing and self-aware <Shandon> they fully know they are indulging in stupid archtypes and do it anyways <e|m|c> Bastards. <Shandon> they get paid you know to live on their land and every so often one of them gets a new house paid for by the taxpayer <Shandon> and within two years it looks like the old one <e|m|c> They should try casinos. <Shandon> junk cars in the front yard, things falling out of open windows, high grass, probably a body on the lawn <Shandon> our Indians suck <e|m|c> Yeah apparently. <e|m|c> Ours have it all figured out. <Shandon> they have 2 reservations within my vicinity and I have NEVER met one worth knowing <Shandon> all they do is get fat and drink and make little Indians <Shandon> they don't have their own lawyers or anything <Shandon> we did a crime stats map and it was centered around their area <Shandon> in other words, if you lived near the reservations, you got broken into

• Kalir has quit ("It has to be said, but I'd like to see you so stable after someone squashes you into the cracks of your homeland to make it th")

<e|m|c> Wow. <Shandon> it was the saddest thing <e|m|c> Lots of a drive by tomahawkings? <Shandon> heh <Shandon> that'd make a great article or picture <e|m|c> Hell yes. <e|m|c> Some old lady getting her mail. <e|m|c> And a van full of Natives in war paint. <e|m|c> Tomahawking her. <Shandon> *thork* <Shandon> where's sliferjam when you need him

[edit] Hey!

Wake UP!!! Premier Tom Mayfair