User:SmashedBanjo

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SMASHED BANJO

[edit] About Me

My name is will, smasher of the banjo.

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This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight

This user is an Anti-Communist, ... and is unabashedly American!

[edit] World Domination

Jesus is on my side biotch

With the help of Stewie Griffin, I Will Rule The World, you will respect my authorita!

[edit] jokes

So there are 4 guys in a contest. All four have to stick fruit up there butts. if they makea face of noise they die. the first guy shoves an apple he winces and dies. the second has a bannana he groans and dies. the last guy has cherries he's almost done but then starts crakin up. then he dies. when he's in heaven an angle asks him "why did u laugh? you were almost done!" then he replies i saw the other guy had pineapples!!!!!!!!!!!1

[edit] anti communist survival

The Communists have growing support in major countries. They'll soon be atttacking and conquering countries. This section will teach you how to defend against communists and there influence. Famous Members of the Communist Party

1. Your Mother
2. SuperStalin - A russian superhero based on the American Superfaggot, justy like the planes are "based" on american #fighter planes
3. Mario
4. Spongebob Squarepants
5. That Wal-Mart salesclerk
6. Homestar Runner
7. Maozilla
8. Trotsky
9. Stalin
10. Buzz Lightyear
11. Abraham Lincoln
12. Hillary Clinton
13. Harry Potter
14. Lee Harvey Oswald
15. Benji
16. Woody Allen
17. Robin Hood
18. A.J.P. Taylor
19. Jack Layton
20. Ted Kennedy
21. Michael Moore
22. Stephen Harper
23. Clifford the Big Red Dog
24. John Brown
25. Jackie Chan
26. Subcomandante Marcos
27. Jimbo Wales
28. Yoko Ono
29. Tony Blair
30. Richard Nixon
31. Count of Modbury
32. That guy who lives across the street
33. Anyone who excessively wears red on a daily basis.

Also, there are noteworthy anime people and organizations who are communists (or suspected to be communists). These include(but not limited to):

1. The Elric Brothers
2. Lina Inverse
3. Kenshin Himura
4. people who can pilot Gundams
5. Members of the dreaded Akatsuki
6. Haruno Sakura
7. Coud van Giruet
8. Kurei Mori
9. Mudkips
10. Inuyasha
11. Muse
12. Beet
13. Chacha
14. The Guylos Empire
15. Chrno
16. The ZAFT Military
17. Ranma Saotome