User:Smiddle

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en-0 This user does not understand English and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.

enl-4 This user speaks English, but Louder at a near-native level.

sv-N This user is a native speaker of Swedish.

du-0 This user does not understand Dumbass and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.

17-A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek 1337 whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.

ao-4 This user speaks AOLer at a near-native level.

do-F This user got an F in Dolphin and likes their native language better (if they have one).

MW-4 This user speaks MediaWiki at a near-native level.

lz-0 This user does not understand Lesbian and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.

yt-N This user is a native speaker of ytmnd.

aa-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of AAAAAAAAA!.

This user is Swedish ...and unabashedly ashamed of it! (List of Swedish Uncyclopedians )

Also, this user has to get banned

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[edit] Kwoat of the day

Note: These kwoats may be crappy and useless.

{{#switch:07-7 |03-22=“You’re the man now, dog!”

~ Sean Connery on YTMND

|03-23=“In Soviet Russia, glue gives YOU!!”

~ Russian reversal on Mad Libs

|03-24=“All your Smiddle are belong to us.”

~ CATS on Smiddle

|03-25=“We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the Smiddles.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Smiddle

|03-24=“Quoting yourself is stupid.”

~ Smiddle

|03-25=“I just wrote ’{{Q|I just wrote’ on my keyboard.”

~ Smiddle

|03-26=“Ualuealuealeuale”

~ Batman on YTMND, but let’s just say anything

|03-27=“I’m admin on Swedish Uncyclopedia (the Uncyclomedia one).”

~ Smiddle on sv:

|03-28=“Me and werid al yankovich are not the same person.”

~ “Weird Al” Yankovic And I can confirm that. Pronounce my name right or don't pronounce it at all! "Weird Al" Yankovic _Albuquerque! 04:24, 18 December 2007 (UTC)

|03-29=“This is subst’d... cool.”

~ n00b on substituting

|03-30=“I'm very surprised of the fact that this is a kwoat and not a quote.”

~ Captain Oblivious

|03-31=“This is a kwoat!”

~ Captain Obvious

“O RLY?”

~ “O RLY?” owl on C. Obvious’ comment

“YA RLY.”

~ “YA RLY.” owl on “O RLY” owl’s comment

“O RLY?”

~ “O RLY?” owl on “YA RLY.” owl’s comment

“YA RLY.”

~ “YA RLY.” owl on “O RLY” owl’s comment

“O RLY?”

~ “O RLY?” owl on “YA RLY.” owl’s comment

“YA RLY.”

~ “YA RLY.” owl on “O RLY” owl’s comment

“NO WAI!”

~ “NO WAI!” owl on “YA RLY” owl’s comment

“YA WAI…”

~ “YA WAI…” owl on “NO WAI!” owl’s comment

|04-1=“ZOMG TEH APREL FOOLZ”

~ Somebdies on April fools

|04-2=“I hear there's rumors on the Internets.”

~ Dubya on the Internets

|04-3=“One of the things I’ve used on the Google is to pull up maps.”

~ Dubya on the Google

|04-4=I didn't even use a template. -big n00b on templates |04-5=“I'm so smart! S-M-R-T!”

~ Homer

|04-6=“People repeating themselves are annoying”

~ Somebody

“People repeating themselves are annoying”

~ Somebody

|04-7=“You, sir, roffle my waffles.”

~ Smiddle on Waffles

|04-8=“LOLZ N00B”

~ Leet

|04-9=“This is a quote.”

~ Author on subject

|04-10=“That’s right; IT’S POLKA TIME!”

~ Weird Al

|04-11=“Stop! Hammer time.”

~ MC Hammer

|04-12=“PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME”

~ Banana

|04-13=“I am rhyming kittens.”

~ Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

|04-14=“Aaaaaaaa aa aaa!”

~ Aaaaaaaaa! aa aaaa aa aaaaaaa

|04-15=“i HATE cAPS lOCK”

~ sOME GUY ON cAPS lOCK

|04-16=“In Soviet Russia, kwoat kwoats YOU!!”

~ Russian reversal on kwoats

|04-17=“LOL”

~ Ronald McDonald on pretty much everything

|04-18=“LOL”

~ Ronald McDonald on pretty much everything

“Hey! You used that one yesterday, too!1”

~ Some guy on Smiddle

|04-19=“Børk børk børk!”

~ Swedish Chef

|04-20=“Punch the keys for God’s sake!”

~ Sean Connery

|04-21=“Yes. YES.”

~ Sean Connery

|04-22=“Use the schwartz!”

~ Yoghurt

|04-23=“Today is a Monday.”

~ Smiddle

|04-24=“Today’d be christmas eve, if it weren't Template:SURRENTMONTHNAME. ”

~ “Damn, I’m outta quotes kwoats.”


~ Smiddle nn:Bruker:Smidde