User:Snoopen

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[edit] FINALLY SEX HAS A FACE!!! (About me)

[edit] AND IT READS LIKE A FACE WITH A LOT OF SEX SPREAD ON IT*

*now with more sex

[edit] So who is this Mr Snoopen fellow?

Mr Snoopen is sex.

[edit] Stuff he's pilfered

His apparition, Megan, is the worlds greatest, but unrecognised, sex queen. During a full moon her pheromones may be so potent that even a whiff of it can cause women and even men to have spontaneous multiple-orgasms.

[edit] What else is in that dirty mind of his?

imagine how it would be</br>to be at the top making cash money...</br> gonna tour all around the world</br>tell stories about all the young girls :)

Mr Snoopen | Blah blah... 11:54, 13 February 2008 (UTC)