User:Snotface
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[edit] what is snot
snot is the legendary king of snotland which is on the planet minestroni. snot is not like anyone else because snot has super amazing powers like flying and changing shape.
“snot is so amazing, he cured my aids, i could have died :(”
~ Facechild on snot
“SNOT! :D”
~ Miga on snot
“snot is like a big bucket of win. he cured facechilds aids and makes everyone including miga happy :D”
~ Gen. Nick on snot
“snot>Chuck Norris. Hands down.”
~ Digmaster on snot
“Moo”
~ Snot on snot
[edit] The life of snot
snot was first created on the planet tatooine where he was captured by Thom york and was tortured with mouldy cheese and non buttered toast, some weeks after thom york created radiohead and died of aids so then snot was free and travelled across the galaxy to find a planet called earth, where he would then be creator of the fax machine and many other household items you might find in the house.
Some time after snot was awarded with an award witch made him so famous that he took over as ruler of earth and became very powerful with the many cookies that he was selling with james brown thus creating "snot cookies". years went past as snot wrote amazing books like "snot and the cookie factory" "2000 feet under the floor" and "rainbow 6", also snot made some movies and tv series, which were overpopular.
In 2915 snot died of aids and the people of earth made a memmorial to commemorate the incredible life of snot and made every weekend snotday.
[edit] inventions
snot invented many amazing things on his time on earth such as:
trees, potatos, spation, grapefruit, sellotape, xbox, dolby digital, lucasarts, this article, cookies, chuck norris (aka spation), POKYMANS and some other stuff.
[edit] things that amuse Snot
cheese, ytmnd, 4chan, 7chan, eggs, the color purple, the word "treadmill", tails, fruit baskets, XBOX, amusing things, red grapes, stuff, OMG NINTENDO SIXTY FOORE! and typing this article
[edit] interlude
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SNOT! :D
[edit] cameo appearences
snot has made cameos in many things such as the pic that used to be here before it was deleted and breifly appearing as barry scotts rusty penny which he made GOOD AS NEW in the CILLIT BANG BANG BANG BANG adverts
“look what it does to this penny, *15 mins later* good as new!”
~ barry scott on rusty pennys and cillit bang
[edit] The End
"yay" yelled Kaphix, as he won dictator of the year.
Ronin: when do we get to the tower of brake caliper
Snot: i dont know i dont think we will ever get there in time.
So they all headed up to the tower and all of a sudden a three eyed monster named dUMBELLS appeared in front of them waving his arms in a waky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man way.
Kaphix shrieked 'WTF' right after he used his healing ability.
spation: im bored of this
SPATION HAS QUIT THE SERVER.
Ronin: yes, its getting late.
dUMBELLS: but what about me?
Snot: die pls
RONIN HAS QUIT THE SERVER.
RONIN HAS JOINED THE SERVER.
"i forgot my hat" said Ronin
RONIN HAS QUIT THE SERVER
Snot: what the?
Kaphix: i have no idea
VerticalHorizon appears out of nowhere
VerticalHorizon: how did i get here? what is this place?
Kaphix: this is the ending of the article that snot is typing.
VerticalHorizon: article?
Kaphix: ya, the amazing ending that makes no sense.
Suddenly Ronin came back and divided by zero and the all got sucked into an interdimentional time vortex and died.
THE END
[edit] Credits
Dedicated to Mocheeze
[edit] CAST
snot as snot
snot as goron
snot as kaphix
snot as spation
snot as dUMBELLS
snot as ronin
snot as the shiny penny
kaphix as dictator of the year
[edit] WRITERS
snot
[edit] DIRECTOR
snot
[edit] MUSIC
Red Hot Chilli Peppers - Higher Ground
The Kinks - Death of a Clown
Alice in Chains - Would?
Muse - Invincible
This has been a snot productions article, writen directly from snots brain
Note: no donkeys were harmed in the making of this article
