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Cheers!!

Hi. Dave here. I just wanted to take the time out from my busy schedule to thank you for voting for UnCameron in the VFH elections and reward you with this rather fetching rosette. We had an encouraging voter turnout of 25. Go electorate! Now the hard work begins. I promise to put my beliefs into practice and make this website a bluer place (and greener. Mustn't forget the environment. We have a tree now). Once again, thanks. – Dave

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REJOICE!
You have received the
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Thank you for helping make
Why?:Pour Boiling Hot Water Down Your Trousers?
the most strongly favored article in Uncyclopedia history!

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You voted for Dr. Skullthumper for Noob of the Month! Yes, really. You did, honest. Check the history logs. You still don't remember? Maybe you were drunk, or something. Well anyway — just take my word for it, you did.

So as a thank you, I've decided to give you one of the few existing Magic 8.1 balls. Unlike the Magic 8 ball, it will never give you an inaccurate answer. I've made sure of that. Use it wisely. Like as a paperweight.

	WILSON!! WIILLSOOONN!! Hey, there he is! Anyways, The Led Balloon would like to thank you for voting on UnBooks:The Castaway.
	When you get on the raft, don't forget to bring...... Oh, never mind...

THANKS!

Please accept this generic thank-you template from Ljlego. Its generic-ness prevents there from being a personalized message. Instead, there is this: Thanks for voting for UnBooks:Coming of Age Tale.

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Thanks for joining the campaign against this sort of thing.
By swelling our already formidable ranks, you have helped ensure that our voice will not go unheard!
Glorious success will yet be ours!
Sorry dear, I will keep the noise down.

Thanks for your vote.

Writer of the Month November 2007

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This person is the winner of the Aristocrat's Ball, which they won for their article: Pacific_War

ARE YOU PREPARED?

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TAKE HEED.
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Extreme caution should be used when making, eating,
or igniting Baked Alaska. And be sure to keep Uncle Leo's
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	*Heya, The Led Balloon here, wishing you merry Christmas, or any other holiday you feel like celebrating. Just remember what it's all really* about: NO WORK, NO SCHOOL, FREE STUFF!!!**
	Here's to hoping your school(or work) calendar for December doesn't look too much like this...

Hey, Punk!

You voted to get the UnScript featuring the most violent detective in the world to the front page to blow some heads clean off a few newbie shoulders. I'll keep this brief considering that I've been sitting on my ass for the last minute talking to you instead of carving holes into that punk Dexter.

So thanks for the vote.

[edit] poetry and jap chix section

hello ok this is the part of the page where we look at japanese chicks and hear some of my poetry becuz it's realy good and produces deep human emotions that only no wait i mean, it is heartowrming... ah fuck it anyway i think i really have something special to say in my poetry and i hope everyone can feel it to

it isnt fair to just look at the picture you must read the poetry too ok lol so come for the poetry and stay for for the jap chix you know what i mean thats the way to think of it

this will be updated sometiems so sure to subscribe on your watchlist k?

peace