User:Some crazy guy

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Contents 1 ? 2 Summary 3 Biography 3.1 Upbringing 3.2 Hobbies 4 Site notices 4.1 My Quest 5 Awards 6 Psuedo-Awards 7 Contributions worth mentioning 8 Supbages

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I am on leave sick too busy playing Xbox 360/Nintendo DS at skool school, and so will be on Uncyclopedia sporadically. If you're lonely, or you miss me, leave a message.

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This article is a victim of extreme sarcasm. Hit the little X in the corner if you don't want to die of SEHS.

"Incompletenes is goo"

~ Lazy gu

This a Some crazy guy coolquote.

“There's only a few things I'm completely sure of. One of them's that I'm completely nuts.”

~ Some crazy guy on himself

“****! He's completely nuts!”

~ Some crazy guy's psychiatrist on Some crazy guy

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[edit] Summary

This is my page although I don't understand why you would want to come here-there is no fun things to do, or prizes to win, etc. But I am crazy after all. The only sane thing I did was register. Now I get a cool badge. Have a nice day and watch for flying pigs.

[edit] Biography

[edit] Upbringing

Born sometime around 4545, Some crazy guy grew up in Auckland, New Zealand and would like to stress he is not a sheep. He was a sibling of the great Napoleon, not to mention Bob, and his sister, Some crazy girl(who would also like to stress the fact that she is not a sheep either). Attending the Nerdy Academy for up-and-coming geniuses, he was expelled for not tucking his shirt in. He then went to the Institute of the Interweb, earning diplomas in computer smashing and mathematics. He does not have a diploma in anything to do with writing-how else would he have succeded come to Uncyclopedia.

[edit] Hobbies

Him and his sister both have a passion for entertaining greeting cards, air guitar smashing, inter-sibling wrestling, and telling people they aren't sheep. That is where the similarities end. Some crazy guy enjoys threatening people about what happens when you talk about Chuck Norris on Uncyclopedia, really really really long periods with no commas,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,excessive comma usage, video games, kung fu, and that's it.,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,.

THE END (Not Quite).

[edit] Site notices

• List of things that will drive you crazy coming sometime near 2010. Hopefully.

• Also, someone please delete this page. It used to be full of my userboxes, but now (as you can see on the left) they've all moved.

• Is a wikivandal attack imminent? You need to check this survival guide

• PS:If you haven't gone away by now, click here.

[edit] My Quest

I am on a quest to kill all the deadends in Uncyclopedia. You can help by pointing them out. Even though I am doing crap.

[edit] Awards

Least Awards Award This user has the least number of awards at Uncyclopedia. Whoops, not anymore.

[edit] Psuedo-Awards

Member of the Order of Uncyclopedia This person has successfully registered on Uncyclopedia. They should be proud of themselves for making such a smart move.

[edit] Contributions worth mentioning

These are the only two pages I have created (maybe). Please look at them and give me advice on how to improve them on my talk page. Do not vandalize them.

• Blowing up

• Huff (house demolition)

• Consonants

• Career implant chip

• Nerd Academy

[edit] Supbages

• User:Some crazy guy/coolquote --self-explanatory. It's so k3wl!!

• User:Some crazy guy/the consequences --sucks is now User:Some crazy guy/Security Rules, and doesn't suck so much.

• User:Some crazy guy/my Zork --needs to die

• User:Some crazy guy/Main Page --WIP