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Battle of Ridgeway Pass
Uncyclopedian members bomb a Wikipedia car
Conflict: Battle of Ridgeway Pass
Date: September 12 - 27 2004
Place: Ridgeway Uncyclopedian Region
Outcome: Descive Uncyclopedian Victory
Combatants
Uncyclopedia	Wikipedia
Commanders
Oscar Wilde, Communism Vandal, Mr.Pelican Shit, Wikipedia smells like shit	Jimbo Wales
Strength
100,000 troops, 700,000 volunteers, 2000 Pelicans	1 Millon Troops
Casualties
555,000 died	645,897 killed, every one else wounded

The Battle of Ridgeway Pass was a Battle during the Invasion of Uncyclopedia, a Conflict started by the Wikipedians, the Wikipedians later headed out to the Ridgeway Region.Located in the East of Uncyclopedia.

[edit] Invasion

During the Wikipedian Invasion of Uncyclopedia, they headed out to Ridgeway.As they landed on Masa Beach off the Coast of West Wiki Island, wikipedians attacked.The Wikipedian army was strong after losing the Europides battle earlier.But the Uncyclopedian army put up tanks to take out the Evil Wikipedian Forces with many Heavy-Arms.Initally, Uncyclopedian helicopters had attacked the Veichles and thretan to kill everybody. And, despite major losses, were able to hold off the Wikipedian Forces.

[edit] Battle to the Streets

After leaving Masa Beach, wikipedians called for helicopters and went to a Small Village and Pillaged it.As they head to the city, Uncyclopedia nuked a Wikipedian Shop cary.