User:Someguyudontknow/Mexico
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| UNAMERICAN |
| This article hates America, just like everyone else does. See more about Unamerica. |
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| Motto: "AUG!AUG!AUG!" | |||||
| Anthem: Screw Tio Luis | |||||
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| Capital | Los Angeles | ||||
| Largest city | Mexico City | ||||
| Official languages | Espanol, Mexican, English, Gibberish, Americanise | ||||
| Government | {{{government_type}}} | ||||
| -President | Mister Grinch | ||||
| -Prime Minister | Tony Montana | ||||
| -Governor General | Godzilla | ||||
| National Hero(es) | Espranza Rising, Diego Maradona, Juan the Oil Guy, Cable the Larry Guy | ||||
| Declaration of Independence | Bajillons of Years ago | ||||
| Currency | Peso, Cocao Beans | ||||
| Religion | Roman Catholic | ||||
| Major exports | Soccer, Tacos, Donas, and other crap | ||||
| Major imports | Possibly everything else | ||||
