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Cheney indicted of 67 counts of grand larceny of the jolliest extent

WASHINGTON D.C. - Secret files were found last night in the boxes of papers that Vice President Dick Cheney has deemed as not important enough to get into the National Archives, which link the Vice President to 67 failed attempts at stealing Christmas.

The papers prove that Cheney has attempted to steal Christmas every year since the year of his birth. These cases have been deemed "grand larceny of the jolliest extent," and Cheney faces indictment on 67 counts of it.
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Sarah Palin and Sherry Johnston to star in new movie, "Meet the Inlaws"

WASILLA, Alaska - Soon-to-be grandmothers, Sarah Palin and Sherry Johnston, the mother of Bristol Palin's boy toy, were approached late Friday night by famous Hollywood actor and producer Robert De Niro to star in the second sequel to his hit movies Meet the Parents and Meet the Fockers, titled Meet the Inlaws.
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