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This user is right-handed.

In Latin they would be dexter.

This user is a level 13 Wizard. They see the fnords.

This user is a Communist
& is working on their
Lenin mustache! ☭

This user supports the genocide of crappy articles.

This user has eye beams.

This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*

This user will give you a seizure.

This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

This user is a complete, irredeemable slice of cheese nailed to a piece of toast which has recently been rubbed with an orange which was originally made for its juice to be frozen into the shape of a fish and then used to slap George Washington 394 times across the thighs, but George Washington died before anyone had chance to slap him 394 times across the thighs with that particular oranges' fish-shaped frozen juice so someone (John Kerry) said "Hey, you know that orange which was originally made for its juice to be frozen into the shape of a fish and then used to slap George Washington 394 times across the thighs, but George Washington died before anyone had chance to slap him 394 times across the thighs with that particular oranges' fish-shaped frozen juice? Well let's rub that exact same orange on some toast and then nail a slice of cheese to the piece of toast!" and then someone else (Mickey Mouse) said "Yeah, that would be pretty fun!" and so they completed this extraordinary feat, and they were about to nail another slice of cheese to that particular orange-rubbed piece of toast when they got carried away by a 12 foot tall mutated living carrot. He/she/it is Bat Fuck Insane, and cogitates at the forest.

This user enjoys staring at spinning objects, and may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!.

Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

This user seriously needs to calm down.

This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.

This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.

This user is a zombie, and should go back to Urban Dead.

This user is an assassin, and can kill you anywhere you go from in the shadows. Fear this user.

This user is a paladin. Hide your demons and undead.

This user has been approved by Mr Rubber Ducky, have you?

This user is a mutant.

♀♂	This user is unsure of his or her gender and doesn't want to know.

This user is a grue and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?

This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.

Official

This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here.

This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.

Eeek!

This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.

This user gots a shuvel. Yes they does.

—	This space for rent.

This user supports the giving away of free iPods.

This user is an evil clown. Fear his/her evil (yet hilarious) wrath of DOOM!!

Other users who are Evil Clowns

This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.

This user loves pi

This user hates religion and is a sinner through and through!

This user is American
...and unabashedly proud of it!
(List of American Uncyclopedians)

This user likes to use redundant userboxes.

This user is a member of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy.

"We're after your children and pets."

This user fears the clowns.

This user is a pyromaniac.

THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS.

This user is cooler than you.

1337

This user is elite.

sub

subliminal!

MEH

This user redefines lazy.

This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there. Also, general lack of your-mom jokes rampant