User:SoonLayPale
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He may even work in Local government or, worse, be an unelected eurocrat. For information on the best way to save our great nation from scum like this read the Daily Mail. (Pstt. He's probably also a commie as well; quick - tell HUAC!)
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“That guy's a fag.”
~ Oscar Wilde on SoonLayPale
“What's that? He likes my poetry?”
~ Oscar Wilde on SoonLayPale
“He's a damn good man!”
~ Oscar Wilde on SoonLayPale
[edit] The Life and Times of SoonLayPale
The man behind the username SoonLayPale is a socially-retarded back-bedroom casualty, who spends all his time laying in bed, furiously writing poetry using flowers as a metaphor for himself, believing one day everything he writes will be terribly important, and he'll be recognised and loved for the artist he truly is. He listens to way too much Morrissey and subsequently romanticises his social isolation, and thus makes no attempt to improve his life in any way, although he still complains about it constantly.
[edit] Political Views
SoonLayPale is a vegetarian, animal rights activist and active supporter of PETA. He is disgusted by the vulgar way in which animals are killed for meat, and the social, economic, and environmental consequences of it. He is also a socialist and a card-carrying member of the SPUSA. He believes in labour rights, the strength of the working class, and equality and justice for all people. Consequently, he should be viewed as a leftist sicko, and an enemy of America and capitalism, who hates freedom, democracy, truthiness, and Jesus. Stephen Colbert famously described him as "A skinny closet-homo pinko bastard who deserves to be hung right beside Saddam Hussein and Al Gore."
[edit] Collective Works
Paintings, Drawings and Sculpture
- Portrait of Ryan Seacrest nude (1968)
- Self-Portrait of me Trying to be Andy Warhol (1994)
- Multiple Sketches of the biggest Turd I've taken (To date) (1954-55)
- Portrait of the evils of Big Brother his great horrors which has plagued humanity with and their general awfulness. (1984)
- Portrait of Your Mother with a Moustache (23 B.C.)
Poetry, Prose, and other writings
- Me vs. Morrissey in the pretentiousness contest (1835)
- I am NOT gay: an Essay (1987)
- The Picture of Dorian Gray (1890)
- Really! I'm NOT Gay!: Another Essay (2030)
- Smallpox for Dummies (Last Thursday)
