User:SovietGaara
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| Gaara | |
|---|---|
| Kingdom | Ownage |
| Phylum | Sandus |
| Class | Beserker |
| Order | Pwnus |
| Family | Team Soviety |
| Genus | Male ._. |
| Species | Human |
| Binomial Name | Soviet Gaara |
| Primary Armament | Sand |
| Secondary Armament | Communism |
| Power Supply | 134 |
| HP: | 231000000 |
| Mana Points: | 100000 |
| Strength: | 10000 |
| Intelligence: | 19800 |
| Weight | 134 |
| Length | However you want it ;D |
| Special Attack | Imperial Sand Burial |
| Conservation Status | ._. |
The number of people have felt the power of my awesomeness.
    
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| This user is a Communist & is working on their Lenin mustache! ☭ |
