User:Spang

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are so awesome

This may or may not be an actual picture of me.

H8	This user hates Spang, and detests editing the same wiki as him.

H8H8	This user hates users who hate Spang, and detests editing the same wiki as them.

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This user likes random colored userboxes.

This user is a total UKer
Jolly good, wot?
(List of British Uncyclopedians)

This user seeks adoption by an experienced editor. (Users offering adoption)

This user is an administrator and messing with him would result in a ban if he wasn't so lazy.

This user is a big pianist, and as such believes they are better than all other musicians.

This user plays guitar because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.

This user is happy to help n00bs. Leave a message here.

:o	This user thinks the admins are cool and sexy.

This user is a member of the Uncyclopedia Departure of Fun.

This user is a member of the League of Benson, and therefore admits that Benson is better than this user.

This user is an evil clone of SpangSock!.

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ow-3

This user has already read all of Oscar Wilde's works. Twice. And has his picture over his bed.

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This user is a native speaker of Correct English.

fr-E

This user only speaks Français because it was a required course in school.

This user is a Mistress Pussy
of the UnHoly Sisterhood.
Beware her wet tee.

Welcome to my page! You're almost certainly in the wrong place. If, however, you are in the right place, do come in, sit down and make yourself at home.

Take no notice of the MC Hammers, they only want attention.

About my randomly generated folksy fervent tank

I have often been described as "somewhat similar to a unbalanced clavicle". I once liked to terrorize stuff, but since Saddam Hussein pandered Terry Wogan, I now mostly burglarize deity of personal preferences.