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Things I have been awarded! Because I'm so awesome. You're more than welcome to add more, here or on my user pages!

And now with no further delay, and in no particular order, here they are.

Uncyclopedian of the Month May 2007

Noob of the Month April 2006

Uncyclopedian of the Month ~~{{{Month}}} {{{Year}}}~~ Future

Featured Image: America nrv2.jpg
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Featured Images on Uncyclopedia.

Featured Article: John Cage
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Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.

Featured Article: Water powered bus
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Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.

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Spang

I award this user a Gold Ninjastar because he lent a hand! Woo-hoo! –The Humbled Master

Whirling Star of Vigilance

I award you a NinjaStar for making an anti-vandal tool, although Wikipedia claims they made it. Whatever. Your work is much appreciated! –Enzo Aquarius

Ninjastar.js

Letting me steal his code. –Braydie

Urine Ninjastar

Thanks for telling me what to do with the table and for doing the template. –Braydie

Uncyc Nailbat

For banning a a troll and potential sockpuppet. –Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 22:05, 27 April 2007 (UTC)

The Uncyc Nail Bat

For your skills in the way of the ban stick, I award you with the Uncyc Nail Bat. Be careful with it! –General Insineratehymn 04:26, 21 June 2007 (UTC)

Thanks a Lot

For helping me out with coding stuff and whatnot. I figured this was more prestigious than a cookie, so here it is. –Ljlego

Original Ninjastar

To Spang ~ A token of appreciation
for joining and contributing to Folding@home.
–Premier Tom Mayfair

Mega Deletion Award!

This Admin has successfully beaten the crap out of many,
many articles in rapid succession. Fear them greatly.

"Good show, chum!"
Keen!-ness Merit

For vigilance when an admin was busy not doing his or her job,
this Uncyclopedian is awarded a really cool, shiny new thing! Keen!

Modusoperandi has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

For sticking up for the little guy and, um, sticking down for the trolls. Sir Modusoperandi 12:20, 26 May 2007 (UTC)

Modusoperandi has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

For reacting so quickly to the Spangsignal. Sir Modusoperandi 23:14, 8 July 2007 (UTC)

Somebody has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

For being helpful and patient with an old man who thinks he can use a computer.--<<>> 01:25, 20 January 2007 (UTC)

Cs1987 has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

For fixing .js stuff. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 04:41, 28 May 2007 (UTC)

Insineratehymn has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

For convincing Famine to unban me --General Insineratehymn 03:41, 2 July 2007 (UTC)

User:Ljlego has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

Forgive the generic template, I just wanted to take this opportunity to thank you for answering my questions on IRC without sarcasm or "you didn't know that? we must excommunicate you!" Thanks.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:26, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

Premier Tom Mayfair has awarded
you a cookie for contributing 1,000 points to F@H!

Hinoa has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

For your mad reversion skills of the quote spammer. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 05:22, 13 April 2006 (UTC)

Somebody has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

For promptly deleting Screw the Oscar Wilde quotes. Kind of nice for an admin to get thanks for deleting somethin, isn't it. --Nerd42eMailTalkUnMetaWPediah2g2 01:19, 24 November 2006 (UTC)

User:Thekillerfroggy has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

All of your contributions as an admins sucked up until now, when you banned that JAV guy near instantaneously. Impressive. --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT .K .F . W H O R E ! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP 04:58, 24 June 2007 (UTC)

Here's Some Milk to go with that Cookie!

Somebody else apparently thinks you're pretty swell, too! Now go run with scissors.

And for fixing my nullification problem.... --* 10:45, 2 July 2007 (UTC)

You have earned the Medal of Vigilance for being today's hero

You have earned the Combat Honor Medal for unblocking High Gen. Grue

Long Talk Page Award

This person should probably archive his talkpage or something. By "something" I mean "archive his talkpage", 'cause it's really, really long. Even with broadband, it's so long that, by the time it's loaded, I've forgotten what I came here to say. I hope it was something nice. People don't say enough nice things, you know. Why, just last week I was at the movie theater and I told the man in the row in front of me that his bald spot was nice. Well, he just blew his stack right there, punched me in my belly and stormed out. That wasn't nice at all. It was kind of rude, now that I think about it. I only remarked on the niceness of his bald spot because it was perfectly round. I didn't have a circle of similar circumference for comparision, granted, but it was close enough. This talkpage is nice. A bit long, though.

Sir Modusoperandi 01:20, 28 May 2007 (UTC)

Happy Unbirthday!
You have now officially been an uncyclopedia member for one full year.
Must suck to be you!

Doug Memorial Cow Award
I hereby bestoweth on thee, the Doug Memorial Cow Award,
White Cow
for your ongoing uncyclopedianship.
Congradulations

now you can say to all the other admins "hey look at me I'm a white cow!" then all the other admins will be like "hey, howcome I'm not a White cow?" then you can say, "'cause I got a cool award" and then all the other admins will be jealous. --The.original.joe.shmoe 13:55, 9 May 2007 (UTC)

flyingfeline has awarded you a hug and a biscuit.
She would also like to scream hysterically in your ear,
but is afraid it would get her desysopped.

For voting for Is a 1982 Mitsubishi Colt better than a Bugatti Veyron?, you have been awarded one of Cs1987's many 1982 Mitsubishi Colts!

Sorry I couldn't afford a better present. It might arrive in the mail soon, if you are lucky.

Atomic Disturbance has awarded this person a
RANDOM SUBATOMIC PARTICLE.
Mainly because he gets them for free.

Olipro has bought you a beer!
Remember though, you're getting the next round.

Shalom!
Yum! You've received a basket of delicious fresh bagels from RabbiTechno!
Lekhaim!
מזל טוב

Braydie has awarded you some ice cream!
For helping me with Upside Down.

This user is hereby nominated an HONORARY JEW, and is entitled for all honors and prosecutions as such.

Your "NRV the planet" image has caused me great joy! (i.e., solved some digestion issues) therfor, I am more than pleased to hereby nominate you as an HONORARY JEW! Rejoice! - Sir Mordillo GUN WotM FP UotM AotM MI AnotM VFH +S

LORD FLUFFY, WHO RAINS FIRE FROM THE HEAVENS,
HATH GIVEN THEE THE GIFT OF PIE.

"You rock!"
...and are NOT a smeg head

Thanks for supporting me as an admin. I hope I can live up to the huge expectorations of Uncyclopedia and UnNews.

Zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 17:27, 4 September 2006 (UTC)

Braydie thanks you for supporting him to become admin.
I would have done this sooner, but admins are supposed to be lazy.
There is no personalised message either.

Bloopy would like to award this depleted uranium penetrator to Spang for contributing mercilessly to the Planet Google article. Don't use it all at once.