User:Spaz

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[edit] I adopted a n00b!

This user has adopted fag.

Let's hope this isn't a mistake O_o

--SPAZ! | Tell me some stuff | What I've done 19:51, 26 November 2007 (UTC)

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Yes. I am here. So are you. You are wasting your time with this thing. Go away, mmk?

What? !!! You're still here? Ah well, since you're not leaving, I might as well tell you about myself. I'm a spaz, I'm weird, and I wouldn't have it any other way. I contribute to Uncyclopedia, though my homewiki is here.

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[edit] Random stuff

RAHB went down to the sea bass shop one day to absolve a unrefined entropy. RAHB came across a needle that was lodged into a oxygen. RAHB tried to pull it out, but Mordillo came programing after RAHB with a ten-foot pole. Mordillo hit RAHB with the ten-foot pole, but the ten-foot pole snapped in half, leaving Mordillo defenseless. RAHB froze Mordillo with the needle, causing Mordillo to suffer a massive concussion . Mordillo ended up dieing because of a combination of the concussion and a needle lodged in the foot.

After the rather tragic death of Mordillo, RAHB bought a Quarter Gun. RAHB went off to deter a unnatural Kremling, but was assaulted by Olipro with a halberd. However, a freak raccoon employing from out of oblivion rammed RAHB in the olfactory organs. RAHB then died of excessive mandate. Olipro emerged victorious and had killed RAHB, but Dawg swore revenge.

[edit] Awards I have won

Member of the Order of Uncyclopedia
This person has successfully registered on Uncyclopedia. They
should be proud of themselves for making such a smart move.

You are Kaizer's pet n00b!
This person has shown unusual friendliness towards Kaizer, and therfore gets this spiffy award. Golly! --Kaizer the Bjorn

For that lovely hug I received in IRC. -- Kaizer the Bjorn takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 02:31, 4 May 2007 (UTC)