User:Spaz/Nobody likes you
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This article makes me sad
This article is very sad, I prefer not to be sad… If you don't like to be sad don't read this article or you will become sad. If you do decide to read it make sure there are no cute animals watching or the sadness will make them too sad to breathe.
Satan Loves This Article
The Prince of Darkness — the ultimate purveyor of all things wicked, vile, and malevolent — has personally reviewed this article. The submitter and all subsequent editors are damned to eternal torment in hellfire.
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“I despise every fiber of your being.”
~ Oscar Wilde on you
“I love you so much!”
~ Nobody
“You are a pile of shit. I want to fucking kill you.”
“Nobody likes you, everyone left you, they're all out without you having fun”
