User:Spillin Dylan

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“Your mom taught me.”

~ Oscar Wilde on learning how to get laid

“Who the hell is Spillin Dylan?”

~ <insert name here> on finding Spillin Dylan's userpage

“Hey! Quit making up quotes on my page, you lousy punks!”

~ Spillin Dylan on the above

“For Spillin Dylan, all seven deadly sins!”

~ Fritz Lang on Spillin Dylan, Metropolis, 1927

1 History
2 Awards
3 Pages Created By Spillin Dylan
- 3.1 Legend
4 See Also

History

This user is Canadian
...and knows what
a block heater is!!

This user loves pi

I'm training to become an Uncyclopedian cage fighter.

;	This user is a Grammar Nazi. Write properly, like they do.

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This user has over 500 edits.

♂	This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.

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This user is a native speaker of English.

sa-N

This user is a native speaker of Sarcasm.

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This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of HTML.

MW-2

This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of MediaWiki.

No user serviceable parts inside.

This user is happy to help n00bs. Leave a message here.

This user is too damn sexy

This user is online now!

This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

This user plays guitar because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.

This user is right-handed.

In Latin they would be dexter.

11	This user has written 11 articles, and so far he hasn't been huffed yet!

This user's future is so bright they've gotta wear shades.

Spillin Dylan is the name of an Uncyclopedian born on August 8th, 2007. He is rumoured to be a remarkedly handsome man, but still very personable, and I heard that if you kill him, you become him. Sweet. Spillin Dylan currently resides in the Northern Alberta wilderness, where he can be found playing guitar, hockey (as do most Canadians), in his sand box, or spilling beverages.

Spillin Dylan, poised to write another ~~masterpiece~~ ~~article~~ load of crap.

Awards

Oh wait, I did get this:

Member of the Order

But I think everybody does....

Pages Created By Spillin Dylan

Article Name

Status

Created On

Pee Review

Billy Ray Cyrus	August 8, 2007	--- / 50
Stan (country)	August 20, 2007	24.4 / 50
Big Break	August 20, 2007	--- / 50
Mullet	September 22, 2007	--- / 50
SimBase	October 2, 2007	38.5 / 50
Rocky Mountains	October 29, 2007	34.4 / 50
Lettuce	November 26, 2007	32.5 / 50
Matthew Good	December 27, 2007	24.4 / 50
Image:Asshat-graph.PNG	December 28, 2007	--- / 50
Hoser	February 3, 2008	--- / 50
Street	February 3, 2008	--- / 50
Snowmobile	April 28, 2008	35.5 / 50