User:Spiraling
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This user is randomly squishy and indecisive. Or is it ambiguous? You tell it.
And now, muffins. We'll be back after this short break.
| 17-G | This user does not speak 1337 and furthermore believes 1337 to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of 1337. |
| fr-1 | This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Français. |
| gbs-4 | This user speaks Galactic Basic Standard at a near-native level. |
| ja-X | This user only speaks Japanese enough to seduce native Japanese speakers. |
| ns-E | This user only speaks Newspeak because it was a required course in school. |
| sa-N | This user is a native speaker of Sarcasm. |
| tlh-0 | This user does not understand Klingon and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners. |
| ow-2 | This user has all of Oscar Wilde's books under his/her bed and really wants to read them. |
