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The userpage of the infamous Squeegy.

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Squeegy should be banned.

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en-N This user is a native speaker of English.	♂ This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.	This user is an adventurer.
This user is of the genus Fuckinous Randomious and has eye beams.	This user is a Game player. They have probably been eaten by a lot of Grues, so give them some slack.	usb This user likes to use userboxes.
This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.	TA This user believes that you can never have too many text adventures on Uncyclopedia.	NO This user doesn't care.
This user understands American sign language.	Jesus loves this user, and has blessed this page.	This user raises their own chickenbox.
30 This user has written 30 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.	ETP Help end hunger! Eat the poor!	This user hates Windows Vista and recommends the total destruction of all existing copies
MEH This user redefines lazy.	Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.	This user wishes they were an admin. Please grant them their wish.
??? This user is #300 on the pokedex.	This user is a pyromaniac.	THIS USER'S HEAD A SPLODE.
... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.	No user serviceable parts inside.	This user is searching for the Cabal. If they go missing, please inform their family.
UBX This user opposes other users screwing with his/her userboxes.	RENT This space for rent. Call 1-800-666-6666.	This user gots a shuvel. Yes they does.