User:Squiggle/Articles

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• HowTo:Become Writer of the Month
• UnPoetia:It Is: A Minimalist Poem In Two Words
• One Out of Ten Doctors (among the Top 3 Articles of March 2007!)
• UnBooks:The Tale of Captain Petey Widdershanks Blunderbub Shaleweather Monkeyturtle Johansen III, Buccaneer Extraordinaire (winning PLS entry under category "Best Illustrated Article")
• UnBooks:American History! (failed PLS entry under category "Best Article")
• First Gradeism (14^th Best Article of 2006!)
• Why?:Climb Mount Everest
• Why?:Bother (featured Why?)
• UnBooks:The O. Henry Collection - Life of a Hobo
• The Annual One-Day-Only Winter Holidays Earlybird 5:00 AM 99% Off Sale
• Lemony Snicket (rewrite)
• Double Ristretto Venti Half-Soy Nonfat Decaf Organic Chocolate Brownie Iced Vanilla Double-Shot Gingerbread Frappuccino Extra Hot With Foam Whipped Cream Upside Down Double Blended, One Sweet'N Low and One Nutrasweet, and Ice
• Wearing Sandals with Socks
• Cow Udders Caught in Barbed Wire
• Australian Labor Party (rewrite)
• Darling
• Tapler
• The Quantity 2 plus 4 times y = Your Mom
• HowTo:Use the Infomercial in a Box
• UnBooks:If You Give a Mouse a Cookie
• Water Polo... With Sharks! (9^th Best Article of 2006!)
• French Revolution (rewrite)
• HowTo:Skip School
• Lost and found
• HowTo:Happy slap
• Auto-destructive art (deleted, which was the point of the joke)
• Racial profiling
• Trent Reznor (rewrite, failed PLS entry under category "Best Rewrite")
• Stub (rewrite)
• Ug's Club v. Thog's Head
• The Uncyclopedia Movie