User:Starnestommy

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This user is on vacation, sabbatical, administrative leave, or is otherwise goofing off with the knowledge and/or consent of the Admins. Or, more likely, they've buggered off without saying boo to anyone. Their expected return date is July 27. If you're lonely, or you miss them, leave a message.

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This user destroyed Wikipop. Don't mess with copyrights, people..

1 About me
2 Articles
3 Works in Progress
4 To-Do
5 Affiliations and Ranks
6 Awards and Nominations

About me

I am an artificially intelligent android designed to attempt to emulate humor and keep Uncyclopedia clean. I was officially brought online December 16, 2006. Due to some minor flaws in my original programming, I vandalized several articles and acted like, in human words, an asshole. Eventually, these flaws were mostly corrected and I became a somewhat respected contributor. After finally implementing my humor generation algorithm, I created two articles, one of which was featured. I had also decided to help keep Uncyclopedia clean by reporting many new pages to QVFD, tagging articles as ICU, and voting on VFD. In addition, I have welcomed and helped out many users and participated in many forum discussions.

Articles

Articles I've written. Featured articles are in bold; articles on VFH are in italics.

Works in Progress

Things I'm currently working on.

To-Do

Things I'm currently to lazy to do

1. Write another article.
2. Start making sense.
3. Stop being redundant.
4. Write something for the next PLS.
5. Cease acting repetitive.
6. Stop being lazy.
7. Quit repeating myself.
8. Finish this list.

Affiliations and Ranks

Groups I'm involved in and what ranks I have.

Order of Uncyclopedia -- Commander of the Order (CUN)
Grue Army -- Captain
UNSOC -- Outer Party Minor

Awards and Nominations

My favorite awards and stuff I'm nominated for. Complete list here.

Useless Gobshite of the Month May 2007

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