User:Starnestommy/old

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Contents 1 About Me 2 Articles 3 Userboxes 4 To Do 4.1 Already done 5 Where to find me

[edit] About Me

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[edit] Articles

• UnNews:Slow news day results in bizarre death
• HowTo:Hotwire a Uterus - Featured!

[edit] Userboxes

This user is a member of the Welcoming Committee, because no other Committee would take them.	This user is a grue and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?	du-N This user is a native speaker of Dumbass.
ah-N This user is a native speaker of Asshat.		This User is one of the coolest in the Grue Army. FEAR HIM.
This user has joined The Grue Army to help Uncyclopedia kill vandals, and help users. Please join today!	This user is a member of Twin Suns Squadron. Fear them.	This user celebrates the recent unbanning of ∩int∑ndorul∑z. Now that he is longer banned, let us hope he will come home.
User goodthink U.W.P member. Helper of needy, destroyer of ungood.	This experienced editor is seeking to adopt new users. (Users requesting adoption)	This user is a New Yoinxxer in Yoinxx and can transfer money in Uncyclopedia with Checks.

[edit] To Do

I need to do the folllowing:

• 1. Write an article
• 2. Narrate an article
• 3. Make a better signature.
• 4. Quit being redundant
• 5. Cease using redundancy
• 6. Write an Uncyclobot

• Already on it

• 7. PWN an admin
• 8. Finish this list
• 9. Do something on this list
• 10. Get Banned by FFS
• 11. Win an award

• I am already nominated for UGotM

• Waiting until May 4.

• 12. ???

[edit] Already done

• Review some piss
• Be nominated for a award
• Improve signature
• Win UGotM
• Write an article
• Do something on this list

[edit] Where to find me

• Email: starnessonny@gmail.com
• IRC: #uncyclopedia (Uncyclopedia IRC policy)

• #uncyclopedia (Direct link for those with IRC client software)
• Wikia CGI IRC client for #uncyclopedia (For people without IRC client software)

• Talk page: User Talk:Starnestommy