User:Starnestommy/Sandbox
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[edit] Example of signature errors
[edit] Without the SUBST:nosubst
Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 02:23, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
[edit] With the SUBST:nosubst
Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 02:23, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
[edit] test
[edit] test
Spang went down to the exit sign shop one day to cruise a red Wii. Spang came across a sword that was lodged into a showdown. Spang tried to pull it out, but Mordillo came feeling after Spang with a torpedo. Mordillo hit Spang with the torpedo, but the torpedo snapped in half, leaving Mordillo defenseless. Spang sanctified Mordillo with the sword, causing Mordillo to suffer a massive concussion . Mordillo ended up dieing because of a combination of the concussion and a sword lodged in the coccyx.
After the rather tragic death of Mordillo, Spang bought a Ass Cannon. Spang went off to neuter a puce number, but was assaulted by Rcmurphy with a +1 broadsword. However, a freak cable rioting from out of oblivion rammed Spang in the taint. Spang then died of excessive eel. Rcmurphy emerged victorious and had killed Spang, but Chronarion swore revenge.
[edit] Hitlers Evil Twin
"Once Upon A Stormy Night, Hitler Was Born And Shat A Evil Twin Out His Ass, The End," Said A Soilder, *pan over to some random American Soilder*, "dude Shut Up," Said The Soilder
[edit] Excuse me
Dear <insert name here>,
Your article, [[HowTo:Hotwire a Uterus]], was vastly rewritten by me and the community considers my version better. Your version, however, is I WILL END YOU!' SHITTY GRINGO'DOT HEAD sea bass. Please stop reverting it, you malevolent LOGJAMMER..
Sincerely, --Sir Starnestommy 
(Talk • Contribs • CUN) 07:25, Mar. 27, 2008.
[edit] Random Survey
[edit] Angry Rant
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[edit] Troll problems in #uncyclopedia and incompetent chanops
I have noticed that, even with botnets that all have nicks with the same regular expression, like word??, users that use nicknames based on memes, or even trolls with auto-rejoin-on-kick scripts, the chanops often fail to fix the problem. The best thing to do in case of a botnet attack where they all have nicks like "botav", "botpo", or "botnq" is to ban bot??!*@*. Those trolls often have unalfilated cloaks like "unaffiliated/looooooooooooong" and usually ask staffers for cloaks before attacking, and, finally, many of these trolls go after certain users with anti-semitic, ant-homosexual comments. In order to decrease the impact of these problems, I propose that we set up a new policy for #uncyclopedia. --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 01:00, 27 May 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Funny ban reasons
- 11:36, 7 November 2006 Hinoa (Talk | contribs) blocked 82.209.218.7 (contribs) with an expiry time of infinite (Please insert the goods/services you are trying to advertise to us and place them squarely in your rectum.)
[edit] UnNews idea
[edit] Link
User:Starnestommy/A piece of stupidity
[edit] Another rant
[edit] Important notice
About the recent events involving my edits in the forums, I stand by my edits to the forums and will defend my right to free speech as granted by the US Constitution's First Amendment and will defend those rights regardless of any bans or other limitations on my ability to do so.
